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Big Pimpin' Alien

I put the asty in Nasty

About Me


I have a 8', 11" intestinal worm named Stephen


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My Interests

Pimpin', Stylin', Profilin', Playa Hatin', Ho Appreciatin', Needlepoint

I'd like to meet:

Fellow pimps and alien biznitches who want to spread sum love around the universe!

Music:

Zartaff and the Saturn 5, MC Bug Eyes, Death by Death Ray

Movies:

Night of the Living Street Pimps

Books:

I Wanna Be a Ho, by Velvet Jones

My Blog

Just because

I'm posting this...  just because Hank is a fucking bad ass! No underlying, hidden messages here!    Nope, none at all.........
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:10:00 PST

Things I do when drinking too much Romulan Ale!

Check out my recordings and let me know what you think! A song to show that BPA is back!...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:08:00 PST

The rumours have been confirmed

Hello all my pimpettes, alien hoes, and wanna be aliens!That's right....  ol' BPA has returned to Earth to recruit a new bunch of lovelies to make me money across the universe...  my last ba...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:45:00 PST

Today is the best day ever!

Wanna know why?*language warning* ...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

More About Me

Please don't hate me!   At least nothing jumped out to give you a heart attack!!! Love ya'll!!!! BPA...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:03:00 PST

The man behind the curtain

So, you may have notice that I haven't been as active here after I completed the story.  Here's why....I've been in and out of the hospital due to my condition. I have partial paralysis from the ...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

I'm tired

So, my friends, I think it's time to put a real face behind the alien.yes, it's true... i'm going to be coming out of the 'closet'.Many of you have tried to pry info out of my over the past months, an...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:42:00 PST

Secret Lair Exposed!

Well, NASA has gone and done it!They've been taking photos of my secret hide out on Saturn, and now they're sharing it with the world!So before you hear/see it some where else, here it is...That's my ...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:41:00 PST

Alien Interview

So after being abducted one evening, Devin, aka Trampy, decided it would make good reading for everyone if she were to ask me a few questions. I said sure, as long as I can post this image of herI'm s...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Happy Freakin' VD

Happy VD to all two of my readers!  Today, more than any day of the year, is the time to spread sum love...   so hop to it!But don't forget to use one of these!Because on VD, you don't...
Posted by Big Pimpin' Alien on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST