~*♥J~Bird♥*~ profile picture

~*♥J~Bird♥*~

Drinking without smoking is like pooping without peeing....

About Me

I am a free spirited working girl with a young child. I am currently going through a difficult situation called divorce. I don't recommend it for a fun time. I just turned 30 this year and it freaked me out a little bit. I mean who wants to leave their 20's behind forever?! I am discovering the person that I am, however, so I suppose that 30 is the new 20. I love to laugh, and to make others laugh with me. I am quite the smartass, but I am a great listener. I hope to meet others on here that are like me!!! I am fun to be with. I love to try new things. I can be secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. I can be quiet unless excited or tensed. I take pride in myself. I have a reputation. I am easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. I dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things. I have been know to guide others physically and mentally. I am sensitive and I form impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Love to be alone. Wait for friends. Never look for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Love to be loved. EASILY HURT AND TAKES LONG TO RECOVER.

My Interests

I am a big book reader. Always have been. I love music, hanging out with my good friends, and being with my son. Since I am a big celebrity news freak, I get a lot of the big celebrity publication magazines. Ask me a question about a celeb, I will most likely know the answer. Ha Ha...I think I need to get a life...*sigh*....

I'd like to meet:

I am a celebrity freak, plain and simple. I DO NOT want to meet idiots like Paris Hilton, or anyone else that is just as self absorbed. Those people make me sick to my stomach. I love John Mayer's music, so meeting him wouldn't suck at all. Ha Ha! I love reading the blogs on here. I found some people that are fantastic and are so very talented. Check out some of the people in myriends list and you will see... I would also like to meet authors of books that I have read. The mind that it takes to write a book is friggin incredible. I also know that there are A LOT of posers, perverts, and just plain jackasses on here, so if you are, save yourself some time, and don't talk to me!!!

Music:

John Mayer first and foremost. I like most of the music that is out there today. I usually listen to the stuff that is on the radio. I like Maroon 5, Five for Fighting, Gwen Stefani, Nickelback, and, Joss Stone.
| View Show | a target="_BLANK" href="http://www.rockyou.com/slideshow-create

Movies:

I love the Hannibal Lector trilogy, comedies, love stories, and mysteries. Most of the time, I like any movie that will peak my interest. Of course since I am a chick, I like chick flicks...duh!!!

Television:

I like all the Law and Orders, CSI's, basically most crime dramas. I like some of the reality shows out there, and of course the good comedies like The Office. I like stuff that stimulates my mind. I like watching Biography, E! True Hollywood Story, stuff like that. Again its stuff that interests me. I like to watch VH1 a lot because they have plenty of mindless entertaiment. And because of my 4 year old son, I now love Spongebob. Dane Cook is the shiznizzle.

Books:

I am not ashamed to admit that I am a Harry Potter freak. Yup, and proud of it too. I also like James Patterson, John Grisham, and Ann Rule. I like the whole mystery/suspense stuff, but once in awhile I like a good tear jerking love story. True Crime series, true stories, things like that are good. Not just stories that take me away from reality.

Heroes:

I think that anyone that has set out to achieve their dream of something, and has actually gotten there is a hero to me!!! flowers layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments

My Blog

Cause of death Announced in the Anna Nicole case

An accidental drug overdose killed former reality TV star and Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith, Seminole tribal police Chief Charlie Tiger said Monday. Tiger said there was no evidence of foul play....
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

My Desire

My Desire Loving youNeeding youIn my tears I can be in your armsI can make you smileI can make you happyI can be with youI miss you when I'm cryingI wish for your tender touchYour sweet lips and carin...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

4 years and I still miss you

Dear Dad, Im seeing mom today. She took the day off to think about you, and I promise to make it a good day.  Its been four years today that you went back to Jesus. She misses you greatly, and I ...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

So much more to say, but this will do for now...

You may have guessed by nowThat I have invested in youCertain dreams and fantasies.I see you asA shining knight,An icon,A savior for the woman I amThat's okay.I appreciate your giving me something to ...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

The I Yi I Blog

I live: In constant turmoil inside I talk: too much. I wish: It didnt hurt so much to be without him I enjoy: my friends I look: tired I find: change I smell: like coffee and sunshine I hide: m...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

Comediene Commits Suicide

Richard Jeni, a standup comedian who played to sold-out crowds, was a regular on the "Tonight Show" and appeared in movies, died of a gunshot wound in an apparent suicide, police said Sunday. Police ...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST

Blues Traveler singer popped for possession.

Forget American Express. John Popper doesn't leave home without a lot of things.  The Blues Traveler frontman was busted for pot possession Wednesday after Washington State Patrol officers ...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

What up....

I cant think of  better title. I know some of you realize, I havent been quite as active during the past weeks, and I appreciate your messages. I have realized that being a grown up sucks.( cue&n...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:25:00 PST

For Him....with my love attached

If There Is Something to Say I've missed you after every last conversation we have had I will say& my thoughts of you bring the widest smile yet the smallest snicker to my face. I will say... my heart...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST

When Google Amuses me....

I love Google. I can find ANYTHING that I want when I Google something. It also makes me the comment master when challenged...ha ha ha. So I type in Douche today, and I get this on page 3: ...
Posted by ~*♥J~Bird♥*~ on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:58:00 PST