I like eating my own scabs, or sometimes I just ply off some scabs from my scab farm and decorate my shit with it. Then I put that shit on my desk at work, right next to my computer.
I stub my cigarettes out in the wet patches.
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People who generally aren't blue. I'm more interested in the people who aren't actually interested in me! I want to know why, and then annoy them about it. THEN I SHAG THEM. I want to dig in their brains with my fingers. I especially like it when some bitch says that I drink too much. I say "I'm a rock star baby. Have you ever seen a rock star cry apart from Bono? No? Yeah well shut the fuck up before I smash you."
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Name: Milo
Birthday: 23/7/80
Birthplace: on a battlefield
Current Location: I'm at work!!! where I always am! Unless it's run out of beer, been I'll be just sitting in my car waiting for my....
Eye Color: depends on how I feel - generally bloodshot
Hair Color: Ginger ninja
Height: 6 foot 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Pailangi (White boy)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Crappy work shoes, polished so well i can look up girls skirts
Your Weakness: naked women
Your Fears: naked women with cocks bigger than mine or dads.
Your Perfect Pizza: one in the shape of a vagina but tastes like lime jelly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to finish this survey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fine is a bad word
Thoughts First Waking Up: where's the tequila, & where's Dave's bag?
Your Best Physical Feature: genital warts the size of bus tyres.
Your Bedtime: half an hour before I wake.
Your Most Missed Memory: What kind of question is that dickface? Most of my weekends are missed memories.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, diet.
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single, I'm nicer.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: I secrete chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, by the litre
Do you Smoke: as often as possible
Do you Swear: where ever appropriate.
Do you Sing: Do I ever?!?!!?! i sing whatever I 'm typing noooooow!
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes that's where I sleep
Have you Been in Love: yes, it was fantastic. i'll tell you all about it sometime.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, bought the t shirt, pissed on it
Do you want to get Married: Of course, to the toilet at Jet Bar, on a Saturday night. God knows how we'll fit a priest and 4,000 of my closest friends in the stall though.
Do you belive in yourself: yes sir, whatever you say.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only just before I crash into trees.
Do you think you are Attractive: I ain't no pub troll
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahhaha fuck no!!
Do you get along with your Parents: We make love weekly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you dream of boning your workmates?
Do you play an Instrument: dude, that is the gayest question, apart from the one above.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I haven't stopped in 7 years
In the past month have you Smoked: Duh fuckhead!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Actually no, I don't do that
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Man, now I have cravings. SECRETE, MILO, SECRETE!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: wouldn't that be nice!?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nein. I don't like water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole someones will to live. That was funy to watch. I'm gonna write a book about it.
Ever been Drunk: WTF? Have ever done poohs?
Ever been called a Tease: Hahahahahaha
Ever been Beaten up: Only by old women in wheel chairs in an oxygen tent designed to look like an arena of death.
Ever Shoplifted: yes, stole a cashiers viginity. She still doesn't know. Shhhhhh
How do you want to Die: In the arms of someone I don't know. I will let them die first so I can watch and take pictures if necessary.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fuck off grandma!! Your questions SUCK!
What country would you most like to Visit: Bolivia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever - not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: ditto
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 18 stories
Weight: ever heard of Elephantiasis?
Best Clothing Style: best not
Number of Drugs I have taken: Do apples count as drugs?
Number of CDs I own: bordering 300 actual cd's. Actual library over 100000
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one, your mothers vagina on my mouth
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing.
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