Brian James - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I eat lightning and crap thunder.

I also do this:

AIM=LOLBRIANOMGWTF

thank you very little ..!.,

My Interests

I'm an original, spiritual ritual with consequential and unconditional, despicable residuals (and eventual miserable divisibles of dirigibles) of sensational, unproportional (and, of course, uncomfortable), natural theatricals!

(beat that, asshat!)

;P

I'd like to meet:

people and aliens. and animals are cool, too.

Music:

I couldn't possibly list all of my musical interests, especially considering I probably haven't even heard half of them yet...

Movies:

On Golden Pond, The Sting, Thornbirds (miniseries), Beaches, Gone With the Wind, Sound of Music, Doctor Zhivago, 9 to 5, the Wizard of Oz... wait, those are my mom's favorites...

Television:

My favorite show is American Idol. Ok, I'm kidding, it's Joe Millionaire. Ha Ha, I'm too funny. Seriously though, I haven't missed an episode of the Simple Life. I'm burning them all to DVD as I type...

Books:

It's called ~READING~...

up, down, left, right...

groups of words make sentences...

take Tylenol for the headaches and Midol for any cramps...

*shut up*

Heroes:

I try not to put people on pedestals. I try, instead to learn from them; from their successes as well as their failures.

My Blog

I lost a friend.

many people lost a friend this week, including myself. I still have no idea how to deal with it. I found out a little over a day ago. maybe tomorrow I'll understand that it has actually happened. mayb...
Posted by Brian James on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:28:00 PST

Excerpt VI

"Time is fluid here," said the demon.He knew it was a demon the moment he saw it. He knew it, just as he knew the place was Hell. There was nothing else that either of them could have been.The room wa...
Posted by Brian James on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

Im going to school!!!

so I applied, and was accepted, to the Center for Digital Imaging Arts at Boston University for Recording Arts! I applied for a loan (co-signed by my Mom, of course) and was accepted (and thus am now ...
Posted by Brian James on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

u.s. open (tennis)

I swear there has to be more people on this planet than just I who pay attention to this shit... right?? dude!??
Posted by Brian James on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:34:00 PST

defeats the purpose:

slow cashiers at a 12 items or less checkout lane.*this is real life. feel free to add on, as I may in the future...
Posted by Brian James on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

it still hurts in my backle area

so, somehow, I landed myself in the emergency room this week. I did a number on my back, as they say. The worst part is, I did it reaching for a paper plate in a lower cabinet at my parents' house. do...
Posted by Brian James on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

Tennis

apparently nobody else gives a shit about tennis (except maybe Kate, but I'm pretty good at forcing it on her :P). but I do! ESPECIALLY Wimbledon. it reminds me so much of being a kid and being out of...
Posted by Brian James on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

a lesson learned

carrying a bag full of steaming laundry over your shoulder in 85 degree (F) weather is not an experience worth repeating...
Posted by Brian James on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

I can't help...

but smile everytime I watch this."That one's headed to New Hampshire!" oh, Jon Miller, you silly bitch...the crowd reacting to Varitek hitting that ball is one of the greatest sounds ever ;P...
Posted by Brian James on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST

this weekend

the red sox, the weather, newly trimmed facial hair, a new window perch for the kitty...it all came together and made it all feel alright :Pand HEROES tomorrow!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?sweet jeebus, save ...
Posted by Brian James on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST