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coco madmichelle

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About Me

I am Michelle and I am a displaced refugee who fled to to durty South...but I am and always will be a rude, crude and vulgar Northerner. I was born May 22, 1980, by default, in Harrisburg, PA. But I was raised the majority of my life in the Bay State, Massachusetts. I LIVE life and I am a happy girl most days, or at least I feign it brilliantly! I am pretty mellow and majorly sarcastic. I like people, but I like being alone too. I don't cook. I dont clean. I dont separate my lights from darks when I try to attempt laundry. The only time I have used an iron was to straighten my hair and I don't do kids ;) I spend too much money, I live a life beyond my means and I am borderline irresponsibly nonchalant (a real catch really!). I am a smart, funny, quirky person and fiercely loyal to those I care about. I am looking for cool people to chill with. I do believe guys and girls can be just friends. And ima just come out and say it, I want to find a nice, cute, funny boy to be with. I am tired of all the bullshit of dating. If you gonna send me "you're sexy" or "you look cute in those glasses", you ain't gonna get shit from me and ima hit you with a "hell no, dillweed". And don't call me a yankee or ask me to say "park your car in Harvard Yard" or you also gettin the axe! Ha!! If you real and know what you want and you aint afraid, then hit me up. I dont want no pussy bitches. We all are hurt and we all have had bad experiences. Get the fuck over it! I have the best P.O.S. car named Diablo and I love him! And I have 1 "child"; my pain in the fuckin ass Burmese cat named Kobe-Roo. He likes to meow hysterically, run around and smash into stuff and throw up on people he likes...he is my world!

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My Interests



I am a huge opponent of the death penalty. Please take the time to visit www.deathpenaltyinfo.org Because no one has the right to take anothers' life...Sports: I am a huge fan of the Boston teams: Bruins (i am tryin to be a Stars fan i swear), Red Sox and Patriots and i love Kasey Kahne #9. The ocean: boating and beaching it, shopping, designer bags, make-up (Sephora is heaven on earth), music, concerts, watching figure skating, hanging, holding hands, readin all the celebrity gossip, Conan O'Brien, laughin, being goofy, finding clever ways NOT to get fired from my job, Dunkin Donuts plain bagels w/ veggie cream cheese on the side, V8, MAC lipglass, hoodies, funky shoes, sharpie markers (smell good ;), the color orange, baths, perfume, Coke (the drink!!), candy (Fun Dip mmmmm) and chocolate, my laptop, bracelets and rings, my fingernails, bamboo, texting (i dont call too much), thinkin waaaay too much and my calling, SLEEPING and being a lazy bitch.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who ain't of the dramatic fashion...

Music:

I like ALL kinds of music: rock (classic and 80s included, rap, R & B, old school hip hop (OK, so maybe the 90s isnt old school persay!)- Third Eye Blind, Bob Seger, Chevelle, REO Speedwagon, Paramore, Staind, Tool, Tupac, The Police, Snoop, Dre, Eminen, Journey, Blue Oyster Cult, Ice Cube, Keith Sweat, Garbage, Good Charlotte, Enrique Iglesias, Korn, The Beatles, Kelis, Three 6 Maffia, Outkast, Fall Out Boy, Blue October, R. Kelly, Three Days Grace, Seether, Cher, Breaking Benjamin, Strata, Tom Petty, Papa Roach, Godsmack, Heart, The Who, Pink Floyd, Incubus, Wu Tang, Biggie, The Steve Miller Band, Annie Lennox, The Deftones, Disturbed, Shakira, Sean Paul, Ludacris, Tesla, Rilo Kiley, The Killers, Akon, Tool, APC, Deftones, Gwen Stefani, Bush, Lilly Allen, Jay-Z, Amy Winehouse, Matchbox 20, REM, Marshall Tucker Band, Bad Company, Kate Nash, Mark Ronson, the killers (i may have already said that, i am rambling)...and soooo many more!

Movies:

Legally Blonde, Dumb and Dumber, A Perfect Storm, Office Space, You've Got Mail, Pretty Woman, Primal Fear, Leaving Las Vegas, Casino Royale (Daniel Craig is fuckin fine!),Clueless, My Cousin Vinnie, Fracture, Brokedown Palace, Knocked Up, Fight Club, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Ace Ventura, Sahwshank Redemption, Waitress, Meet the Parents, Aspen Exreme, 28 Days, A Bronx Tale, The Green Mile, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days, The Burbs, Overnight Delivery, The Crow, Matchpoint, Picture Perfect, Blades of Glory, Boondock Saints...that's enough for now. i should leave some mysterious air about me...haha

Television:

The Crime and Investigation Network, Sex and the City, Will and Grace, Nip/Tuck, the Office, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, Shear Genius, Reno911, The King Of Queens, Boondocks, The Biggest Loser, Intervention, Rob and Big, 30 Rock, The Hills, House, Real World (and them challenge things), Real Housewives of Orange County, American Idol!, Heroes, Miami Ink, LA Ink, Bad Girls Club, Naruto...i admit it... and football, hockey and Red Sox baseball games. and the time has come to add Family Guy to this list. it is simply hilarious.

Books:

Requiem for a Dream, Flowers in the Attic, To Kill a Mockingbird, Something Borrowed, Something Blue, In Her Shoes, Good in Bed, The Booster, Harry Potter (yeah so??), Running with Scissors, Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, She's Come Undone, Gone Baby Gone, Grapes of Wrath, A Child Called It, In Cold Blood, The Great Gatsby...i love to read.

Heroes:

Anyone who has been through any kinda tough shit and still livin ok. SMC~JHX2~TMG~BH

My Blog

judgement?

Apparenly I am a judgmental person. That's what I've been hearin bout me lately. But I have to ask myself aren't we all judgemental to some degree? I mean here I am a girl with a million tattoos, craz...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:29:00 PST

f*ck it

You know I’m tired of being called crazy. It aint no endearing term. Fuck you. You think I’m crazy cause I actually give a damn. I actually stand up for myself when I’m fucked with. ...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:05:00 PST

good girl...bad girl?

Whats makes a good girl and a bad girl? i guess you a bad girl, a dirty girl, if you hookin up left and right, boozin, usin and abusin right? i dont know. Maybe stints in jail, criminal records a...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:21:00 PST

"Find a way to understand..."

I am tired of games. I am tired of excuses: "im not ready", "i need time alone", "i am in a bad place". Oh yeah? So is every-fuckin-one else. It is true you cannot help who you love, which sucks ass. ...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:29:00 PST

you know what im tired of??

Cry baby Cowboy fans! listen, i live in Dallas too and i root for my home team, but shit hating on other, better teams doensn't behoove you. I am from Massachusetts and constantly hear how much p...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:53:00 PST

my view

Marilyn Monroe once said "if you  can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" And while that may ring true to some, i think the more appropriate phrase is "if you can make a girl cry, yo...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST

YOU, ME AND I

I was bruised and broken when YOU came to ME I twisted the knife and bled my heart to YOU it wasnt what I felt I needed to do, for ME it was what I wanted to do...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:10:00 PST

fuck this bullshit

fuck. shit. damnit. what else can go wrong for me?? can it get any worse??  sick of this shit!! i am tired of everything about life. is it true we create our own misery? yes, i think it is....
Posted by coco madmichelle on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

why

some of the best words ever.............. How many times do I have to try to tell youThat I'm sorry for the things I've doneBut when I start to try to tell youThat's when you have to tell meHey... thi...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

ooooh on the single tip

i find myself wondering if some of us are destined to be alone. i mean, sure you can be cool and funny and charming and just your wonderful cute yourself, but why is that not always eno...
Posted by coco madmichelle on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST