Capt. Jew Sparrow - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Guy, sounds like gheeee, and I'm a North-West African, French-Canadian, Jewish American. When people say what?? I yell out in my best Sean Connery dragon voice "I AM THE LASHT ONE!" Then they back away slowly..then quickly...then into a full sprint usually leaving a cloud outline in the air.
Apparently I'm smart or so I'm told, or everyone is just really dumb and I'm average which is more believable. Personal doctor to many of my friends, so please, feel free to ask me questions about your menstrual flow. Seriously, I don't get that enough...
You won't like me if you love Jesus (the one on the cross, not the guy at whataburger who gives me an extra chicken strip, we all love him), get offended by dead baby jokes, embarassed easily in public, can't stand alcoholic smokers, drive slow, like to win arguements/debates, dislike men who wear their mother's pumps...

Your results:
You are Superman Superman 100% Spider-Man 85% Supergirl 73% Hulk 65% The Flash 65% Iron Man 60% Wonder Woman 58% Batman 55% Green Lantern 55% Robin 50% Catwoman 25% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

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My Interests

In no particular order: martinis, standup comedy, medicine, spirituality and philosophy, cars, world cuisine, cooking, art, photography, travel, violin, film, indoor plumbing, working out

I'd like to meet:

I know 95% of my 'friends' on here in real life therefore...

Criteria for me to add you as a myspace friend:
No glitter, no seizure causing backgrounds, no naked men, no comments from 800 douchebags sayin "sup honey, you lookin fiiine", must entertain me from time to time or I have no reason to keep you around.
I'll meet you in person if you are any combination of the following: smart, funny, adventerous, extroverted, not from Texas, can get me into medical school, or just really really Really ridiculously good looking.

Music:

Indie labels, foreign, instrumental, 80s/90s, oldies, old school rock

Dandy Warhols, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, The Fratellis, Goldfrapp, Mika, Sufjan Stevens, Imogen Heap, Paolo Conte, Kate Havenik, Shiny Toy Guns, Maria Mena, Hellogoodbye, The Killers, Postal Service, Shins, Ben Folds, Gwenâ€¦

Composers: Tchaikovsky, Mendelssohn, John Williams, Danny Elfman,

Movies:

Crash, Die Hards, Pirates Trilogy, Little Miss Sunshine, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine, Waking Life, Casino Royale, Hot Fuzz, Superman Returns, Spiderman Trilogy, Science of Sleep, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Time Bandits, Lost in Translation, I Heart Huckabees, Back to the Future, Pursuit of Happyness, Babel, The Notebook, Breakfast at Tiffanyâ€™s, Breakfast club, Thatâ€™s about all the breakfast movies I can think of.

Television:

Entourage, Heroes! The Office (US version moreso), Smallville, Daily Show and Colbert Report, ER, Scrubs, Nip Tuck, Family Guy, Cartoons, Discovery Channel, Food Network

Books:

I've been scared of books since an incident involving a pop up book with a castle draw bridge...

Heroes:

Those who have found meaning in their purpose, selfless, and confident enough to wear tights in public.

My Blog

Take my Bush challenge!

So today our beloved president asked for another 42 billion dollars for the war in Iraq bringing the grand total for this fiscal year to a "Is that a $192 billion in your pocket or are you just happy ...
Posted by Capt. Jew Sparrow on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:12:00 PST

Random late night encounter

Its 4:23 AM and I'm driving home from a party at Austin Ranch by my house. A girl crosses the street slightly staggering. I pause and then pull a u-turn, park and then walk to where she was at the int...
Posted by Capt. Jew Sparrow on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:53:00 PST

Adventures in Hollywood

So as some of you may know I recently embarked upon a journey to Los Angeles to visit the madre and whoever else of my friends was going to be in town. So too make it more interesting we'll Tarentino ...
Posted by Capt. Jew Sparrow on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

Look Ma I'm in the newspaper!

So apparently everyone at work told me I was in the paper along with a few others of us that helped on this research. It isn't easy to get into a mainstream newspaper so this is cool that the publicat...
Posted by Capt. Jew Sparrow on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:08:00 PST