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The Steamy Bohemians

Two bad things that go worse together!

About Me

"Thwack together vaudevillian comic chops, astounding musicality, and oodles of quirky sex appeal and you've got the Steamy Bohemians, Boston's very own darlings of debauchery. Part glam rock, part stand-up comedy, and all sass, steamy duo Lainey Schulbaum and Niki Luparelli seductively tickle audiences with songs like "My Love For You (The Mayonnaise Song)," "Second Cousin," and "The Ballad of the Bastard," which the ladies claim are inspired by "chaos, cultural discontent, and gender polarity. And weed." Though their banter rivals Lucy and Ethel and their lyrics are borderline absurd, these broads offer more than just a kitschy hook. Both are classically trained sopranos, and Schulbaum's guitar playing will rock your pretty little face off. Check out their debut album Technicolor Radio or, better yet, their live show Jerkus Circus, happening monthly at the Lizard Lounge (1667 Mass Ave, Cambridge, 617.547.0759)."
- Sara Faith Alterman for Stuff@night
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Our brandy new music video for "Second Cousin" (directed by Michael Pope ) is now online and sassily awaiting proliferation:
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“A fabulous original CD from a sexy, funny act.”
-Lexi Kahn for The Noise
You've dreamed about this day. You were naked in that dream. Now you don't have to be. Procure your very own copy of "Technicolor Radio" from the convenience of your bedroom without the inconvenience of taking your hand out of your pants.
THE STEAMY BOHEMIANS: Technicolor Radio

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/7/2005
Band Website: under construction
Band Members:
Lainey "Danger" Schulbaum: voice, guitar, keys

Niki "Chicken Fingers" Luparelli: voice, tambourine, finger cymbals, banana, boobies

photos by Kelsey Bennett
Influences:

Sounds Like: riding a unicorn
Record Label: I'm a Kitty!
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Jerkus Circus finally returns Friday (wormtown)

Tomorrow, the longest show ever returns to Tropical Worcester!From 9:30-1:30 we will take you to another dimension of variety. It will be a burlesque cabaret vaudeville show of shows! No shitty acts g...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:10:00 PST

The Steamies at Ralphs this Friday~!

Yup, the steamies are playing a regular rock n roll show! We’re third up on this amazing lineup!A full hour of songs, powerpoints, put downs, and cleavage.Don’t worry, Jerkus Circus will b...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST

Highlights from the Lizard

Click here for Ben Lerman’s take on the magicThere are some pictures and a few videos. Thanks, Ben!!xoxoxoxoxniki and lainey...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:19:00 PST

dirty sellouts

Thanks again to everyone that came out to the Lizard on Friday! Despite the fact that Himmler himself was working the door, we managed to sell out before 10pm!Thanks again to all our acts!Renata Tutko...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:46:00 PST

Jerkus Circus in Boston’s Weekly Dig

Dear Everybody,There's a big honkin' picture of us on the Weekly Dig's "splash page" this week! We didn't even have to make out with anyone to get it (of course we did anyway, we're very giving).Lots ...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:38:00 PST

Jerkus Circus at the Lizard, Friday, March 7th

Boston's Weirdest Variety Show returns to the Lizard Lounge on Friday, March 7th at 9:30 pm. Doors at 8:30. Starring:Comedians Ira Proctor, Tim Kaelin, Renata Tutko, with hilarious rapping by MC Mr. N...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:23:00 PST

Second Cousin: the t-shirt - er, the VIDEO

See it on YouTube, or on our Myspace page, or on the spontaneously famous people channel.Tell your friends! Tell your gramma! Tell the government!oxoxoxoxoxoxNainey and Liki...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

We sold out!

That's right, everybody, we exchanged our immortal souls for some finite earthly pleasures, gaining success at the cost of credibility.Kidding! LOL! OMG! ROFP(puking)!!!!!!1111oneActually, we sold out...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST

Go Back to School with us this Friday!

Every fall Niki and Lainey watch the little children going to class with their backpacks and their sixpacks and yearn for their own school daze of yesteryear. But not this year - this month we are goi...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:17:00 PST

Camp Steamy this Friday! Music Video Release Party!!

  This Friday, all of your beautiful memories of nature camp, bible camp, space camp, band and/or choir camp, will be ruined by two extremely intoxicated girls that may or may not be us.   ...
Posted by The Steamy Bohemians on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST