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Maria Ciampa

Suburban and white.

About Me

Today I got excited about buying a humidifier filter online.

Press:

"Is comedy a way for Ciampa to disarm an audience and strip people of their self-conscious prejudices and socialization so they are free to laugh at themselves and see their human failings and shortcomings in mid laughter?

Nah. “I’m not that cerebral,” she said. “Comedy can be used like that, but it can also be used to just relax and have fun. "

Funny girl: The things she does for laughs, by Dan Mac Alpine, Beverly Citizen, Wed Jul 18, 2007

Here is an Exclusive Interview I gave about my personal sex life, you sicko.

More stuffVery Deep ThoughtsHere's some sketch comedy I did with The Uncommonwealth :Douchieoke!

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My Interests

Maria does stand up and other comedic and acting things. She loves it.
She also enjoys people miscommunicating and tidepools.

I'd like to meet:

A visitor from another planet.Profile modified by: The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor

Music:

is gay.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Jerk, Donnie Darko, The Evil Dead, Look Who's Coming to Dinner, Tommy Boy, Desk Set, Alice in Wonderland, Night of the Living Dead

Television:

gay.

Books:

so gay.

Heroes:

gayer.

My Blog

things Id like to do with my tax refund

1. $1,200 worth of jelly beans. Decorate house with piles of jelly beans here and there.2. Put it in savings and don't touch it. Booooring.3. Flip flops and bras.4. $1,200 worth of books on how to sav...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:03:00 PST

yoga conference and I stood on a man’s face

I went to the yoga conference yesterday and it was awesome. I saw people with turbans with big jewels on them, and also I detoxified my liver and gallbladder. Introducing myself to Seane Corn was surr...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:24:00 PST

capitalism

Yesterday at work, I talked to people about leak detection, non revenue water, and flow optimization of their water infrastructure. blah blah blerg barf.When I actually wrote this question in an email...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

office fun

Today I called the Water, Gas and Light Commission in Albany, Georgia. That's my job lately - to call utility companies and ask all sorts of fascinating questions about their water system. They love w...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:52:00 PST

peaceful weekend

Since my husband was away gambling and partying withstrippers, I too took the opportunity for a weekend ofquiet introspection and peaceful meditation. I woke each day and did yoga for an hour. Then I ...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:24:00 PST

conversation with my sister about an amazing robe

on the phone, a moment ago:Elena:Hi! I wanted to know if you wanted to put in like, $30, for Mom, for a robe that my friend designed, it could be for the house but also for, like...you could also wear...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST

making the kids cry

 I went to an audition where I was paired up with a 3 year old.The moms with the 3 year olds who were waiting outside the audition room seemed normal enough, aside from the fact that they made a ...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:18:00 PST

women in construction

On my commute to work this morning, I saw a sign that said March 2 - 8 was the National Association of Women in Construction Week. Had I known, I totally would have celebrated. Maybe I would have buil...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

cartoooning

Go to this blog to see a cartoon I wrote and my friend Jess illustrated.  Let me know whatchoo think. http://mariaciampa.blogspot.com/...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:28:00 PST

dear guy on the blue line

Dear Guy on the Blue Line this morning, Please stop picking at your gigantic disgusting mouth herpe.  Please stop picking at it, then examining your fingers.  Please stop fondling your mouth...
Posted by Maria Ciampa on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:22:00 PST