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Two Girls For Five Bucks

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About Me

TWO GIRLS FOR FIVE BUCKS AND ONE CUPTwo Girls live at SketchubatorCathleen sometimes makes a funny noise when she drinks juice. Daiva eats an absurd amount of candy.Two Girls For Five Bucks is Cathleen Carr and Daiva Deupree, a critically acclaimed and widely celebrated two-woman comedy burlesque that takes the audience on a hilarious romp of loneliness, insecurity, and desperation. The titular two have been featured at comedy festivals across the country, including the LA Comedy Fest and SketchFest NYC. They can be seen monthly at New York's Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Carr and Deupree, with their provocative on-stage chemistry, are adept at portraying devastatingly comical ladies frantically trying to make their way through the world. Appealing for everyone, the Boston Metro says, "Unlike most of the female-oriented fare we've seen, this show is at least as much fun for men as it is for women." Weaving their sketches, stories, and songs into a cozy quilt of delightful shame, Two Girls For Five Bucks makes falling out of love sexy...again.www.twogirlsforfivebucks.com

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My Blog

New York Press Review!

DESPERATE ASPIRING HOUSEWIVESTwo Girls for Five Bucks returns to spread Valentine tragedyBy Andrew Marantz When I realized that Two Girls for Five Bucks was going to be a two-woman comedy show about d...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:35:00 GMT

We’re mentioned in Variety!

Ok, so it's totally a passing mention but still - we got excited...Ars Nova steps up with full slateVenue to function as a true nonprofit theaterBy MARK BLANKENSHIPNEW YORK -- After five years and hun...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:12:00 GMT

Boston Metro 1.3.2008 - Two Girls, 10 Vows

Published in the Boston Metro 1.3.08:Two Girls, 10 vowsPROFILE. We asked the terminally single comedy duo, Two Girls for Five Bucks, what their New Year's resolutions were. We figured there aren't man...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:08:00 GMT

Check it - MissBehavemag.com says...

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Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:06:00 GMT

We’re at UCB on Friday January 11th!

Hey Everyone! We're performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade this Friday January 11th @8PM! It's only $8. We'd love to see you there. Here's the info:Two Girls For Five BucksThe Upright Citizens Bri...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:35:00 GMT

Tricky Whiskey Eggnog December 14th!

Two Girls For Five Bucks Presents:Tricky Whiskey Eggnogwww.twogirlsforfivebucks.comFor Immediate Release: Who: Two Girls For Five Bucks: Tricky Whiskey EggnogWhat: A two-lady sketch comedy burlesque s...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:25:00 GMT

11.23.07 Oh My...Sweet Potato Pie!

Two Girls For Five Bucks Presents:Oh My& Sweet Potato Pie!www.twogirlsforfivebucks.comFor Immediate Release: Who: Two Girls For Five Bucks: Oh My& Sweet Potato Pie!What: A two-lady sketch comedy burl...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:25:00 GMT

Dear Anderson Cooper,

Will you pretty please be my boyfriend? I passed you on the street a few nights ago. I was walking 79 blocks home from a bridal shower, because I felt like I ate a bit too much. I was limping a little...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:45:00 GMT

Hollywood here we come!...again.

Hello everyone.Pretty soon, Daiva and Cathleen will be sitting in a parking lot in their rental car, putting on makeup. Yep, that can only mean one thing.....We're coming to Los Angeles again! Hooray!...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:16:00 GMT

Im not eating well...

It's been 2 months since my colonic and I've been thinking about hamburgers and cigarettes. I also read that women consuming more than 3 alcoholic drinks per day were WAY more likely to get breast ca...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:10:00 GMT