Santa Had to Go to Rehab (sung to Rehab by Amy Winehouse) |
Drugs are bad! Merry Christmas and less famous holidays too. ===================================== Santa had to go to rehab and he said, "ho ho ho" He's been naughty, not nice. Doin' all that blow ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:37:00 GMT |
Love Boat Haikus |
Merril Stubing tooka lubing from Gopher onthe Captain's TableLil Vicki's Clip BoardJulie's trainee sans cocainered-headed step-childDr Bricker probes allwith his big tongue depressorSay Ahhh-capulcoMy...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:03:00 GMT |
Facts of Life Haikus |
FACTS OF LIFE HAIKUSTootie Sweet TootieRoll on over here now, girl!My chocolate loveMotorcycle JoTeen lesbian role modelYeah...right, she's not gay.Oh that NatalieComic relief, not so hotFirst one to ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:01:00 GMT |
Why This is the Best Album Cover Ever... |
I first saw this album cover about 4 years ago while working with a group of people at a small publishing company. This group of special people managed to find things like th...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:03:00 GMT |
Harry Potter. Never Read it or Saw a Movie. |
A couple of months ago, the supposedly last Harry Potter book came out. I went to the bookstore that day to look for a sexy book of sexy erotica to read to myself, and I was faced with some discrimin...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:00:00 GMT |
New blog |
I can't believe I haven't written a blog in over 2 months. I don't really even have anything planned to write, but when I saw how long it had been, I felt like a slack-ah-lackin slacker. So here's my...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:50:00 GMT |
Homage to Fierce Grape Gatorade |
I re-discovered the nectar of the Gods this week. It is a special, magical potion better known as Fierce Grape Gatorade. (pause for moment of silent prayer to the healing elixir)
This past week I was ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 18:38:00 GMT |
Things That Give Me the Big 9021-OH...yeeah. |
Have you ever had a craptastic week, and then just when you're about to eat an entire block of cheese in your despair...much to your pleasant suprise... you come across something that cheers you up? Y...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:26:00 GMT |
What the (expletive) is a Geisha anyway? |
I watched that flick "Memoirs of a Geisha" last night, and it made me realize that I didn't exactly know what a Geisha is. I mean, I knew the general idea. The word evokes an image of the Japan...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:57:00 GMT |
Happy Birthday Aishwarya Rai |
Today is the 33rd Birthday of an Indian lady (Curry Indian, not bow and arrow Indian) who was dubbed "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World." I don't know who dubbed her this, but she ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:49:00 GMT |
