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Iron Madden

I am here for Friends

About Me


Most people call me Madden. I'm mean. I enjoy hanging out with friends. I'm brutally honest. I LOVE playing pool, and then winning. I try to avoid giving eye contact. I own a shit load of cd's. I try to manoover around all the chunks when I eat salsa. I'm stubburn. I like beer. I have a really weird sense of humor. Music is my life. I sleep with the tv on. I don't like many people. Mac is better than PC. I like to have fun. I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I am usually late for things. I am very sarcastic. I like stepping on crunchy leaves, I can't stand when the webs of my fingers are wet. I am not afraid to ask questions if I don't understand what something means. I associate every situation with a song. I am a really bad dancer. My life revolves around music. I enjoy rainy days. I spit alot. I hate being bored. I believe that 98.9% of the population are idiots. I sing along to every song even though i'm not good at it. I like to play my guitar even though I suck at it. I'm a clean freak. I am a horrible morning person. I curse alot. I am in love with my car that I can't drive anymore. I like to eat. Flavor country is the shit. I walk really slow in the snow. I rarely ever cry. I take care of myself. I can beat you up. I am very mischevious. I'm not really a party person. I like to play really corny video games. That's all I got for right now.
These are my friends.........
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My Interests



Pooping, Broken glass, beer, shit stains, bagged lunches, instant coffee, sweet disco dance moves, selling body parts for drugs, chinese people, 40oz, crack whoring, flavored water, cigarette butts, sloths, 80's keyboards, pimpin' your ride with a hammer, Keytars, Cookin' mama, Smacking peoples mom's asses, Making you sad, Living my life like it's golden.

The loves of my life....

I'd like to meet:



Not you.
Mike Patton.

Andrew W. K.
Henry Rollins.

Elvis Costello.

Jello Biafra.

Just to let you know...

Everyone on my friends list I know personally, there not just random people I slapped on here to make it look like I have alot of friends. I most likley won't like you....hoe.

Oh, yeah, I do concert promotion. Here's my page for that. If your in a band and wanna play a show, just friend me here...........

Music:

Lagwagon, NOFX, Bouncing Souls, Dragonforce, Bad Astronaut, Mad Caddies, Old Misfits, Flogging Molly, Rise Against, Andrew W.K., Murder City Devils, Demented Are Go, Loveage, Anthrax, Eric Clapton, Beck, Gorillaz, Nekromantix, Bad Religion, Choking Victim, Anti-Flag, The Clash, Eagles Of Death Metal, Frank Zappa, The Killers, Lard, Method Man, Modest Mouse, One Man Army, Rancid, Cypress Hill, Fantomas, Pantera, Swingin' Utters, Peeping Tom, Elvis Costello, Morbid Angel, Mr. Bungle, Pitbullfarm, The Quakes, Run DMC, Social Distortion, Tenacious D, The White Stripes, Wu-Tang Clan, Stray Cats, Dr. Dre, Candiria, The Cramps, Home Grown, Reel Big Fish, Randy, The Unseen, Clutch, Authority Zero, 3, Strike Anywhere, The Postal Service, Bad Brains, Barry White, Finntroll, Napalm Death, Tomahawk, Minor Threat, Killswitch Engage, Sex Pistols, Dropkick Murphys, Robby Roadsteamer, Shadows Fall, Shaggy, AFI, Sublime, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Ministry, Radiohead, The Specials, Big Wig, Primus, Coldplay, Incubus, GWAR, Billy Joel, The Queers, Hoods, Deftones, H.A.T.E., Fear Factory, Smashing Pumpkins, Prize Fighter Inferno, Bjork, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Billy Talent, Led Zepplin, Horrorpops, Johnny Cash, B52's, Tilt, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, White Zombie, Voo Doo Glow Skulls, William Shatner, Phil Collins, The Tossers, Elvis, The Pogues, Randy, The Living End, Propagandi, Tom Petty, Bob Marley, A Flock Of Seagulls, A New Found Glory, AC/DC, Black Flag, Alkaline Trio, Outkast, Blood Hound Gang, Operation Ivy, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Primus, Blackalicious, The Vandals, Dead Kennedys, Coheed and Cambria, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Less Than Jake, Barry White, Frank Sinatra, Beethoven, Faith No More, Steve Miller Band, David Bowie, H20, Goldfinger, Weezer, 311, Duran Duran, As I Lay Dying, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Hatebreed, Nine Inch Nails, Thursday, No Use For A Name, Faced, Against All Authority, Theatre Of Tragedy, Pennywise, Against Me!, Strike Anywhere, Strung out, The Sword, Tenacious D, The Decendants, System of a Down, Darkest Hour, Silverchair, Man O War, Jack Off Jill, Wizzo, Poison the Well, Queen, The Cure, Mindelss Self Indungence, Raspitunia, None More Black, Dio, Willy Mason, From Autumn to Ashes, Eagles, Sick Of It All, Red Corner, Slayer, Tiger Army, Cursive, Koffin Kats, Dead 50's, ZZ top, The Beatles, Billy Idol The Police, Radiohead, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Craft Show Junkie, Reverand Horton Heat, Lamb Of God, there's lots more but I can't think of any right now.

Movies:


SubUrbia, Firecracker, Welcome To The Dollhouse, The Labyrnth, Office Space, Goonies, Fight Club, Harry Potter, American History X, Everything Is Illuminated, Willow, Revenge of the Nerds, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army Of Darkness, House of 1000 Corpses, Edward Scissorhands, 2001 Maniacs, Trainspotting, Ghost World, Kids, American Beauty, Waynes World, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, A Clockwork Orange, Requime of a Dream, Neverending Story, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Pink Floyd The Wall, The Dark Crystal, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Gremlins, Super Troopers, Idiocracy, Ghostbusters, Little Nicky, Corpse Bride, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Mall Rats, The Sandlot, Cemetary Man, Sean Of The Dead, MirrorMask, Pirates of the Carribbean, Spirited Away.

Television:


METALOCOLYPSE, I Love New York, Ghost shows, Sealab 2021, Aquateen hungerforce, Family Guy, Law & Order, The Simpsons, That 70's show, Flava Flave.

Books:


His Bright Light, One Flew Over The Coo Coo's Nest, American Hardcore, Unusually Stupid Americans, Any Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P.)., Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, The Crucible, Guiness Book of World Records, Aesops Fables, Bartender's Pocket Guide, Pot Stories for the Soul, Maxim Magazine, Tattoo Magazines.

Heroes:


My mom and....

Pee Wee!!!!!!!!

My Blog

I gotta spell it.....B..U...T.

I guess I haven't posted a blog in a while so here's a lovely classy video. Enjoy! ...
Posted by Iron Madden on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

I guess i've been tagged.

The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and wh...
Posted by Iron Madden on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

I admit it, It's stolen....

PONDERISMS* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. * Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a val...
Posted by Iron Madden on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:09:00 PST

Twenty ways to keep your insanity

Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The...
Posted by Iron Madden on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:15:00 PST

oh emo

First and foremost, your AIM screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are. Next, go buy yourself some girl's jeans. Face it, th...
Posted by Iron Madden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST