Elizabeth

I LIKE my husband, animals, my family, my cat and dog and other pets, music, taking pictures, croutons, slippers, candles, beer, shopping, cars, my HUMMER (the vehicle ;) laughing, the paranormal, grey goose martinis, bugs, pepsi, cooking, presents, open minded people, black boots, dancing and singing even though I suck, video games, my job, goldfish crackers, reading, more laughing, streaking, buying things, febreeze, salt, having fun, pool, darts, q tips, power tools, shaved legs, fuzzy socks, me time, being a woman, smiling and laughing again, skulls, being happy.I HATE LIARS, cheats, thieves, HUNTERS, ignorant fucking people, close minded people, breast implants, fake people, complainers (SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!) sand in the crotch of my bathing suit, people who don't take care of their shit and talk out their ass, macho men, dead beat dads, gold teeth or whatever else they come in, stupid chicks, not being able to pee anywhere I want, most rap and country music, high heeled sneakers, capri pants, p. diddy, being hungry, atm fees, unappreciative people, people who don't use turn signals, fruit in a can, people who cheat on their wives or husbands, homewreckers, people who fish for compliments, clowns, moldy bread, midgets, midget clowns, being too hot or cold, loud people, gold diggers, braggers, flat asses, feet, sometimes just being human.