Palin the porno |
I'm glad Barack Obama won. Seriously. There totally isn't a government goon with a gun to my head making me type that. I'm sure I've said and written and wished enough bad shit toward the last preside...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:38:00 GMT |
WATCHMEN the Saturday morning cartoon |
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:34:00 GMT |
Inglorious Basterds |
Inglorious Basterds. The only thing that's sucks about this trailer is that the release date is six months away. Bastards...or basterds, even. Tarantino, thankfully, didn't stay away too long this tim...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:42:00 GMT |
Skills to pay the bills |
Garbage worth seeing once: Taken with Liam Neeson. Neeson hasn't kicked this much ass since Darkman. In every scene from about the 30 minute mark on, Neeson is either slamming someone's head into a wa...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:00 GMT |
it could have been worse: War of the Worlds season 1 |
When I was a kid in the late 1980s there were three really great horror shows all syndicated on the still new FOX network at odd hours during the week. They were Friday the 13th, Freddy's Nightmares, ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:53:00 GMT |
ICE to see you |
There are some things worse than death, like being eaten alive by rats. Or perhaps having your genitals ripped off, shown to you, then being fed to sharks. Then again there's always just being dismemb...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:06:00 GMT |
Naughty Santa |
Santa kills three and sets fire to house in L.A.Silent Night, Deadly Night called this shit back in 1984. Never trust a guy in a red suit. Merry Christmas!
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:47:00 GMT |
Why cant they make a kick ass Punisher movie? Part 3 |
According to Patton Oswalt, a comedian whose albums I command all y'all to check out post-haste, they actually did.
The guy has a way with making me doubt my own thoughts. That bothers me. But it's a ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:49:00 GMT |
Stuff I listened to this year |
This is just everything I picked up, downloaded, or even stole this year. Critics that get paid too much money or not enough get to hear everything. They also pick lame shit most of the time. I bought...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 13:12:00 GMT |
the final act |
The only way The Shield's series finale could possibly have been more awesome is if during the credits it read: GO FUCK YOURSELF DAVID CHASE. LOVE, VIC MACKEY. Nonetheless, I don't think I've ever see...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:43:00 GMT |
