I'm a former professional target for corporate hostility (now a web designer) and a lifelong musician, and in my spare time, read, do geneological research, and I wish I could tell you that I still made time to snowboard and skate and do yoga, but it's pretty rare.
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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
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BLOG ARCHIVE (It's funny shit.) ..
November 26 - Oh Man, Forrest Said You Were Gonna Be Super Pissed
November 19 - November Morning
November 11 - What Is It With Me and Public Bathrooms?
October 22 - Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Week
October 11 - Sarah Palin Below Average
September 20 - The Cinnamon Peeler's Wife
September 9 - A Half-Assed Attempt to Educate Myself
July 28 - Some Shit I Have Been Wondering About
June 11 - Strawberry Shortcake Will Suck Your Dick for $5
May 25 - Today, Children, We're Going to Hear a Story About Bestiality...
April 26 - Potential and the System
March 12 - Yarr, There Be Controversy Here
March 11 - Bow Down Before My Giant Satanic Teapot!
March 6 - Homoerotic Boy-Toys
February 29 - Quoth The Raven, Baltimore
February 19 - Grow a Pair, You Wee Girl
February 6 - Here's Where I Piss Everyone Off
February 5 - Catapults, Meat, and Religion
January 30 - Queer Texan She-Freaks in Wonderland
January 26 - I Wish My Lawn Was Emo So It Would Cut Itself
January 23 - How to be a God of 80's Metal
January 18 - Jon Bon Jovi Meets the Landlord
December 17 - Novel Badass Gift Ideas
November 26 - Why I Don't Live in Wyoming
November 7 - An Open Letter of Complaint to LiveNation
October 10 - Bruce the Tumor
September 14 - Ballad of a Thief
July 16 - All the Muck That's Fit to Rake
May 15 - Goodbye, Boise
March 29 - Witness the Fury!
March 22 - Conversations with my Kiwi
March 18 - A Walk on the Ides of March (a photo blog)
February 26 - If I Were A Carpenter, and You Were a Lady
February 19 - Hamlet, As Told on the Street
February 10 - Me and My Friends
February 6 - The Stories
February 5 - Falling in Love in Six Acts (A Passion Play)
January 24 - Hyena's Crimes Against HuMANity
January 12 - The Following Items Are Fucking Hilarious
January 10 - A Public Service Announcement For Men!
January 4 - A Look At My Crystal Ball
January 2 - The War On Stupidity
December 23 - Even Santa Loves A Whiskey
December 16 - Miz Parker Just Don't Know!
November 26 - It's Christmas Time For My Penis
November 22 - He CLEARLY Said, "To Blaaaaave..."
November 14 - Buy A Canadian - The Bible Says It's Okay
November 6 - Late Night Double Feature Picture Show
November 2 - This Here's A Government Experiment, And We're Driving Like Hell
October 31 - A Little Advice For Your Halloween Enjoyment
October 25 - Do It For Sonny, Man!
October 20 - The Following Items Are Bizarre And Entertaining
October 12 - Ha Ha, My Sides!
October 10 - It's The End of the World As We Know It
October 6 - We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself. And Toilet Squirrels
October 5 - How Christopher Walken Was Inadvertently Responsible For Warping Me
October 3 - Maximum Allowable Fabulousness
September 29 - Not For The Faint of Heart, or Stomach
September 25 - Yes, My Mother Has An Opinion About Rob Zombie
September 22 - The Following Items Are Funny As Hell
September 21 - I Would Have Made A Great Pirate
September 18 - Oh Lawd, Stuck In Lodi Again
September 15 - $3 Ain't A Bad Price For A Brand-New Johnson
September 14 - Sleepers Q&A
September 12 - Sleepers, Part 27 (Finale)
September 11 - 9/11, Unity, And Trash Rock And Roll
September 7 - Sleepers, Part 26
September 6 - Sleepers, Part 25
September 5 - Sleepers, Part 24
August 29 - Sleepers, Part 23
August 22 - Sleepers, Part 22
August 21 - Auntie Em's M&M Party
August 18 - Sleepers, Part 21
August 17 - Sleepers, Part 20
August 16 - Sleepers, Part 19
August 15 - My Deep Loathing Of Magic Toilets
August 13 - Pod People, And Less News Than I Thought
August 11 - Sleepers, Part 18
August 10 - I'd Like To Lodge A Complaint...
August 8 - Sleepers, Part 17
August 5 - Hey Kids
August 1 - Sleepers, Part 16
July 28 - Sleepers, Part 15
July 27 - Sleepers, Part 14
July 26 - Slow Motion Walter
July 25 - Sleepers, Part 13
July 21 - A Friendly Little Debate
July 20 - Sleepers, Part 12
July 19 - Sleepers, Part 11
July 18 - Sleepers, Part 10
July 17 - Sleepers, Part 9
July 14 - Sleepers, Part 8
July 13 - Some Exclusive E Lovin'
July 12 - Sleepers, Part 7
July 11 - Sleepers, Part 6
July 11 - Why I Think I'm Psychically Connected To Sergeant Schultz
July 10 - Sleepers, Part 5
July 9 - Sleepers, Part 4
July 7 - Sleepers, Part 3
July 6 - Sleepers, Part 2
July 6 - Happy Birthday To Me, And Credit Where It's Due
July 5 - Sleepers, Part 1
July 3 - I Am A Bodacious Philoso-phizer
June 30 - The Following Items Are "Inexplicable"
June 29 - She Ain't Trippin' On You, She Wants To Fuck Your Car
June 28 - I'll Just Play You A Song On My Invisible Guitar!
June 27 - Cogito, Ergo Doleo
June 26 - Stuff I Learned From Bob Saget
June 22 - The Second Horseman Has Arrived
June 21 - A Three-Hour Tour - The Trouble With Drunken Theories
June 19 - Summertime, And The Livin's Easy
June 18 - From The Vault - Why Are We Here?
June 16 - A Lifetime Supply of E? Nobody Needs That
June 15 - Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be!
June 14 - Rock Facts, Rock Facts, Rock Facts!
June 12 - A Fool For Your Stockings
June 11 - Jeff Foxworthy Doesn't Know Shit About Rednecks
June 7 - Ramming Speed, Mr. Zulu!
June 6 - Proof Of Satan's Work!
June 6 - Ugly People WOULD Have Been More Groundbreaking
June 4 - Ugly People WOULD Have Been More Groundbreaking
June 3 - One Day I Hope They Have To Rescue MY Corpse
June 1 - Fascism With Teeth
May 31 - This Sounds Preposterous, But...
May 29 - Nine Inches of Ahhhhh....
May 27 - The Tuna Knows All - Tunamancy Volume 1
May 24 - For All You Single Fellas...
May 23 - Zombie Drunks, Leg Humpers, And Tunamancy
May 22 - WARNING: This Blog May Cause Anal Leakage
May 21 - A Rebuttal, Yet?
May 21 - American Disgrace - The Systematic Removal of All Heart From The Music Business
May 20 - This Is Precious Roy! Buy My Underpants!
May 20 - I Dream Of Sparkplugs
May 17 - All I Wanted Was Some Pork
May 15 - Awesome Interview
May 14 - Hey Hey Momma Won't You Do That Thang
May 14 - Hey Hey Momma Won't You Do That Thang
May 13 - Can You Sue If They Just Depress The Fuck Out Of You?
May 11 - The Adventures of Team T - Whooping An Ass For No Good Reason
May 10 - The Following Items Are "Interesting"
May 10 - The Following Items Are "Interesting"
May 8 - It's A Good Thing You're Hot - The Adventures of Team T
May 7 - Mr. Bastards, We'd Appreciate If You'd Leave
May 6 - Apparently, I'm Ignorant of the News. How About You?