How to Get a Girl To Give you a Rim Job |
"How do I get a girl to lick my ass?"That was a question one of my students posed to be over the weekend. Apparently, on a business trip, he had ordered an in-room porn movie called Snow White and the...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
Amending my stance on marriage bans |
(In honor of California's decision to allow Gay men in San Francisco to marry, I'm reposting a Blog I wrote awhile back about the issue)Up until yesterday, I was strongly opposed to any kind of consti...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:19:00 GMT |
Help me help Hillary |
I don't know about you, but Hillary Clinton is really starting to creep me out, and it has nothing to do with her helmet head hairdo, although that doesn't exactly assuage the creepiness factor.
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Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
How to seduce a Shy Girl |
Everyone loves an overt whore. That's why it's likely your dick will end up looking like a pepperoni pizza if you bang one. Plus, it's really not much fun to try and seduce a whore.
Usually, all it t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:26:00 GMT |
Tales of a Chronic Masturbator |
I don't embarrass easily and I'm rarely at a loss for words. But sometimes, I'll get myself into a situation that really has no rational explanation. One such incident involved a rabbit vibrator, a so...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:13:00 GMT |
Dropping a load of wisdom. |
Dear Samurai Love God, I recently went to the Gaza Strip for my bachelor party, but there weren't any strip clubs. Can I sue the Palestinians and Israelis for false advertising?Thanks, Gaza Strip Teas...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 06:24:00 GMT |
Nipple Pride Day. Another Year, but so little has changed. |
Nipples. There, I said it. It's a fun word to say. It's the kind of word that can make a random person either giggle or blush. If you're a woman, a fun game to play is Nipple. That's when you walk up ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:19:00 GMT |
An Oral Lesson |
Eating out, carpet munching, licking the bitch batter, tonguing the tootsie, going down, lapping her Lucy.There are many different ways to describe the art of cunnilingus. For some men, it's a favorit...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
Where the hell was Annie Liebrowitz when I was 14? |
When I first saw the photos of a scantly clad Hannah Montana, my first thought was, "Lucky 14-year old bastards." How good do teenaged boys have it these days? They have no idea what it was like for u...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:41:00 GMT |
Watch Samurai do his whoopie dance to defeat me |
Watch and you'll understand why I've been extra hard on him this weekend. Part 2
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Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:59:00 GMT |
