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Colorado Beach Bum

Off to the Beach!

About Me

I'm an optimistic person who's cup is always at least half full, like to enjoy life and experience it. Why sit around and watch everyone else have fun? So don't sit around and watch. Get out, Join in, have some fun. Worst case scenario- great memories and a few bruises.
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


The West
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The South
What American accent do you have?
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My Interests

skiing, clubs, cool bars, Avalanche & nuggets games, CU football. Hiking, biking, running, golf. Snowstorms, snuggling up in front of the fire. Beaches, oceans. Got to go surfing soon. Italian food, a great steak. My family. Impromtu road trips, Vegas, Europe. Rafting. Concerts, coldplay, u2, Dave Matthews, Blackeyed peas.....Lots of other fun stuff.

I'd like to meet:

New Friends, cool people, Bono, Bush, Hillary Clinton, Ben Hogan, Tim Duncan, Hot girls, bill gates. People that aren't assholes. Women who don't think all guys are jerks. Guys who treat women with respect not just a lay.I am worth $2,336,946 on HumanForSale.com

Music:

I like all kinds of music, (except country). U2, Coldplay, Dave Matthews, Blackeyed peas, Frank Sinatra, Elton John, Nickleback, Train etc.......

Movies:

Armageddon, The Jerk, Crash, dumb & dumber, tin cup, heat, oceans 11, old school, when harry met sally(can men and women really be friends w/o sex getting in the way? goodwill hunting, lot of others......

Television:

not too much tv watching.

Books:

Trashy Novels, John Grisham, Jame Patterson, Nelson Demille. Lots of magazines, Daily Newspaper, Wall Street Journal. Love to read. Keeps me from causing trouble.

Heroes:

My Parents, they have to be heros to put up with me.Which way do I go?readonly
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My Blog

Now it makes sense to me.

He probably has only had this for 50-60 years. Doctors say Sen. Edward Kennedy has a brain tumor .. --> BEGIN STORY BODY --> By GLEN JOHNSON, Associated Press Writer 8 minutes ago BOSTON - Sen. ...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

Why did the chicken cross the road?

This is funny! WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?> >>BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!> >>JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken cr...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

Be appreciative

I just got this in an e-mail. It is very moving and the ending is unbelievable.    Subject: FW: John McCain's remarks about the Pledge of Allegiance..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />..:NAMESPACE PR...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

Perils of Global Warming

December 06, 2007 NFL Meteorologists Warn Steaming Black-Guy Heads Occurring Later Every Year..CONTENT--> NFL Meteorologists Warn Steaming Black-Guy Heads Occurring Later Every Year December 6, 20...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:01:00 PST

Kids, Aren’t they funny

7 reasons not to mess with children    .. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.      The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swal...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

Monogamy, See its not our fault!

Sharing an article in Mens Health Magazine   Monogamy is the most challenging commitment you'll ever make. Here's how to keep the faith without losing the excitement..:namespace prefix = o ns = "...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

Isn't Socialism great.

Read the following article. Hugo Chavez has ruined the Venezuelan economy. It only took a few years. If you restrict peoples ability to get ahead under the guise of making things "fair" then they won'...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

Insanity

Review the following to check if you are insane. Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity . . .OR NOT!!!    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and&n...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

A womans response

One woman's rebuttalThe Politics of Fuckingaka50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex --> google_ad_section_start --> Just in case you thought the route to sexual bliss was straightforward, here's a list of things to avoid. They're all...
Posted by Colorado Beach Bum on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST