Girls Should not Body Surf! |
One moment in life that I wish someone had a video camera on me! I fought the sea and... the sea won!!
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Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST |
Blog. On Demand. |
On occasion, I take requests. This one is for my favorite health/exercise coach. My number one fan;
My morning began as any other morning. The first alarm clock began it's rude trumpe...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:16:00 PST |
You can get with Fit, or you can get with Fat |
I haven't come to lecture any of you choco-yum-yum fiends. Thanks to various television shows, magazine ads, friends in the dressing room and halfway-decent physicians we all know what it means...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Little People - Big World! |
On January 2, I shared a tale of Twin B's manipulative ways. (Exhibit B) Today I've come to tell you that the twins are indeed identical as Twin A has recently proven she too is a mas...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST |
Five of Many |
Here are five thoughts that keep me awake at night:
* Why is "baby" used to describe light blue? A blue baby is more of a dark purple-blue. If you've ever looked at a baby, they're m...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST |
wasn't me! |
For the record, allow me to inform the readers that have never spent any time with me that I have almost no temper. I'm the joke cracker. The one making funny faces. The one that tri...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Come Back, Moon! |
I'm in no way the biggest supporter of the "Monday" but as a rule, I don't let it bother me. I try to look at it as "half full" because the sooner the week begins, the sooner it ends. This...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST |
Abe of the Alps |
Ötzi the Iceman, the world's oldest and best-preserved mummy, might have been murdered in a struggle for power, according to a new theory that identifies the 5,300-year-old mummy as the powerfu...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:24:00 PST |
ARCK!!! |
Another dreadfully long week is coming to an end. Knowing that I have plenty of other chores to tackle during the upcoming weekend - which is conveniently cut in half with Sunday being a ...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:13:00 PST |
EARTH-SHAKE! |
fancy scientific picture depicting the earthshake.
fancy high-tech drawing of me couch surfing the earthshake (my cat's a pussy)...
Posted by JAZZ HANDS' HULA GIRL! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST |
