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"Lower your pretty eyes towards my music videos."
"I love Buckaroo Banzai and the 4th Dimension. He's everything I wish I could be... A rockstar brain surgeon that rolls with his own crew of intergalactic mercenaries. Pure genious. And let us not forget the greatest movie ever made which happened to be written by a Portugee: STAR WARS!"
"I've made love to Giada De Laurentiis thru my TV set and now she's pregnant. Coincidence???"
"I'm currently reading, 'Shantaram' by Greg Roberts about an Aussie fugitive hiding in Bombay working for the mafia and falling in love with a mysterious but deadly woman. Story of my life."
"My little sister Angela. Because I know she's the only person alive that can kick my ass. I love you sis!"