Realized I haven't really updated this in a while. My life is going quite hunky dory right now. I work my 40ish hours a week, and I go to school. I'll have an associates degree in Liberal Arts and a Network Administration certificate by the end of the summmer.I'm incredibly smart, and also quite beautiful. My eyes are amazing, and I am perfectly toned and ripped. Well, not really, but hey, I can try.If you want to know more about me, AIM and Yahoo messenger IDs are both Medullah. If you want to leave me a voicemail, you can at (206) 666-3967!ATTENTION!
I'm looking for random MySpace hookups, and also to sign up as many bands I've never heard of before. Anyone looking to help me with either can please apply.
If anyone asks, I was with you last Saturday night. And I have no idea how that hooker ended up in my trunk. Stories
◊ Reflections ( read )
◊ The Horror. (Fiction...or is it??) ( read )
◊ Pleased to meet you... ( read )
◊ A Day in the Life Of ( read )
◊ The Spirit of Christmas ( read )
◊ Flight of the Dragons (9th Grade Work!) ( read )
◊ To Be a Writer ( read )
◊ Crackhouses and Juice Boxes ( read )
◊ The Biggest ___ I Ever Saw ( read )
◊ Changing of the Guard ( read )
◊ The Spies ( read )
◊ Cupid's Arrow ( read )
◊ The Spirit of Christmas ( read )
◊ Devil's Night ( read )
Miscellaneous Blogs
◊ Sacrifice - Taking a Bullet For the Team ( read )
◊ A Tale of a German and his Plunger ( read )
◊ Droppin' the "F-Bomb" ( read )
◊ Living in a Fantasy World ( read )
◊ The Hunt ( read )
◊ Why I hope that Hell doesn't exist. ( read )
◊ Coming this Fall, to a TV near you! ( read )
◊ Dearest Lover ( read )
◊ Time is but a door... ( read )
◊ Huh, so it seems I'm going to die... ( read )
◊ Okay. Japan, seriously, what the hell. ( read )
◊ An Ode to Retail ( read )
◊ The First Christmas. A family story. ( read )
◊ He seemed so nice and normal. ( read )
◊ My New Years Resolution! ( read )
◊ Just a few funny pictures ( read )
◊ Rambling. About the gas station. ( read )
◊ The overachieving underachiever ( read )
◊ The most important blog you will ever read ( read )
◊ My thoughts on love. ( read )
◊ The Death of the Dinosaurs (Video Blog) ( read )
◊ Shuffling off this mortal coil... ( read )
◊ The Battle Lines Have Been Drawn - War is upon us. ( read )
◊ Let's Talk Bulletins ( read )
◊ Lofty Goals ( read )
◊ People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables ( read )
◊ Fuck Bees ( read )
◊ April Fools! ( read )
◊ Good, the bad, I'm the guy with the gun...IN SPACE! ( read )
◊ IMPORTANT! Need your support NOW! ( read )
◊ A Tragedy in Pakistan ( read )
◊ Who says romance is dead? ( read )
◊ Science vs. Religion : Round 1! ( read )
◊ Kwestchuns ( read )
◊ A Love Story for Michigan People ( read )
◊ To Catch a Me ( read )
◊ Goodbye, Texas Rose ( read )
◊ Why you don't ask me for favors ( read )
◊ What the HELL is with these things? ( read )
◊ Psychics and the Damage They Cause ( read )
◊ Who Will be my Valentine? ( read )
◊ A Day in the Life of...(Writing challenge) ( read )
◊ Will it be the ugly chick or the dark fella? ( read )
◊ The Wonderful Magic of Reality ( read )
◊ I answer YOUR questions ( read )
◊ Man - I had the worst day today! ( read )
◊ I got your resolution right here...stay out of my gym! ( read )
◊ Kenneth Lay - Hero? ( read )
◊ The True Meaning of Christmas ( read )
◊ The Most Special of Gifts ( read )
◊ I've seen the future, brother; and it is murder ( read )
◊ A Blog for the whole family ( read )
◊ Walk me through how this happens ( read )
◊ 9/11 Conspiracy? ( read )
◊ Gullible People and Perverts ( read )
◊ I'm Looking for that Special Someone ( read )
◊ Larry the Cable Guy's Dark Secret ( read )
◊ A Generic Christmas Story ( read )
◊ I miss you so much it hurts ( read )
◊ The World Through MS-Paint (VIDEO BLOG) ( read )
◊ A Thanksgiving prank gone awry ( read )
◊ Michael Richards - My perspective ( read )
◊ Holy shit, America might have common sense after all! ( read )
◊ If I was going to blog about OJ... ( read )
◊ This makes me sick to my stomach ( read )
◊ Kiwi, an awesome video ( read )
◊ No, this isn't right at all ( read )
◊ Internet Dating? What a concept! ( read )
◊ Rush 'N Attack! ( read )
◊ Choosing the right political party! ( read )
◊ Sociopath, or sweetheart? You decide! ( read )
◊ What's that in your hands, a book? Never heard of it! ( read )
◊ The importance of NOT voting! ( read )
◊ Love in Hollywood ( read )
◊ The Game (Interactive!) ( read )
◊ The Mysterious "They" ( read )
◊ The face of innocence, the face of DEATH! ( read )
◊ The invasion has begun... ( read )
◊ I know all 8 planets in our solar system ( read )
◊ Those who forget the past... ( read )
◊ Helping the world through suicide ( read )
◊ Confidence - I'm getting all Dr. Phil ( read )
◊ The most annoying thing ever... ( read )
◊ A difficult confession ( read )
◊ They call me Nericus Dorkicus ( read )
◊ GUEST BLOG: Dr. Jim ( read )
◊ The Life of a Champion ( read )
◊ I'm Completely Addicted to MySpace ( read )
◊ I Need a New MySpace Persona! ( read )
◊ No Anchovies, Extra Sausage! ( read )
◊ Goodbye, MySpace... ( read )
◊ Hail to the King, Baby! ( read )
◊ A Day in the Life Of... ( read )
◊ The truth about global warming. ( read )
◊ A Modest Proposal 2K6 ( read )
◊ All about YOU! ( read )
◊ What I think about the "light bulb in the anus" situation ( read )
◊ *VIDEO BLOG* Forbidden Romance ( read )
◊ My Side of the "Pole Incident" ( read )
◊ My Epic Journey into the Inferno (Wal Mart) ( read )
◊ What NOT to blog about. ( read )
◊ The Clip Show ( read )
◊ Conspiracy Theory - George Bush ( read )
◊ Conspiracy Theories - The Faked Moon landing ( read )
◊ How to pick up chicks in 3 easy steps! ( read )
◊ Rob Got a Scanner! ( read )
◊ Drunken Ramblings ( read )
◊ MySpace for Dummies Volume 3 - Jazz that fucker up!;( read )
◊ MySpace for Dummies Volume 2 - The Friends List ( read )
◊ MySpace for Dummies Volume 1 - The Photo ( read )
◊ Hollywood, what the HELL is wrong with you? ( read )
◊ Porno vs. Reality - Movie Reviews! ( read )
◊ Taking a minute to introduce the writing staff ( read )
◊ The story YOU wrote! ( read )
◊ You pick my next blog subject! ( read )
◊ HEY, STRAIGHT GUYS! WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND AROUND HERE! ( read )
◊ Probably the funniest video I've seen in a while ( read )
◊ My Dark, Psychic Gift put to use ( read )
◊ Mother's Day Playlist? ( read )
◊ Oh Snap! The Gubment knows about me! ( read )
◊ Who Will Lead the CIA? ( read )
◊ The Elderly - A Threat to America ( read )
◊ Pictures! Random, boring pictures! ( read )
◊ Get Rich Quick, Or Die Trying Part 3 ( read )
◊ Get Rich Quick, Or Die Trying Part 2 ( read )
◊ Get Rich Quick, Or Die Trying Part 1 ( read )
◊ Funny Dog Video ( read )
◊ The Biggest Bitches Ever ( read )
◊ Choosing the right political party ( read )
◊ Why life would be better if I were stupid ( read )
◊ Chocolate Jesus? ( read )
◊ The True Origins of the Boy Scouts ( read )
◊ Remembering the Loves of my past ( read )
◊ Ruining the 80's Part 3 : GI-Joe!! ( read )
◊ I'm getting a sex change! ( read )
◊ Polygamy - It's the life for me! ( read )
◊ Ruining the 80's Part 2 : The Smurfs ( read )
◊ Ruining the 80's Part 1 : He-Man ( read )
◊ The Secrets of Xenu - You've got to read it to believe it ( read )
◊ Art imitates life: Communism, movies and more ( read )
◊ The Demands of your Robtator ( read )
◊ The Robtatorship, Part 3 ( read )
◊ The Robtatorship, Part 2 ( read )
◊ The Robtatorship, Part 1 ( read )
◊ V, for Violent, Pro-Terrorism Movie! ( read )
◊ Aquaman Will Save Us ( read )
◊ Dead People with hard to prounounce last names ( read )
◊ Girl Scouts Servants of the Illuminati ( read )
◊ My First Myspace Video ( read )
◊ Well, Thats a pleasant surprise ( read )
◊ Typical Myspace Survey ( read )
◊ Good news America! Read this! ( read )
◊ Boring Science StuffAND JESSICA SIMPSON! ( read )
◊ The Perry Bible Fellowship ( read )
◊ Pictures that will make you laugh. ( read )
◊ Einsteins Riddle. ( read )
◊ New Years Resolutions. ( read )
◊ A tale of two brothers. ( read )
◊ Pink Floyd, iPods and the Death of Albums. ( read )
◊ Supervillian. ( read )
