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About Me

Im a Real Girly Girl so Picture Pink Stuff, Flavored Chapstick, Candy And lollipops, I pretty much love and could get along with just about N e Body, Um I like Laughin'...n' people who make me laugh...n' makin people laugh...I guess Im The Type Of person You Either "Get" Or Not...Most Of The time prolly Not Cuz Im kinda sortah In My Own Little World or so Ive been told...Mah mind races At 63264826+9 MPH so "Catch Me If You Can"....Im very impulsive, random and I change mah hair color alot its mah obsession!...Mah Family is the most important thing tah me in the whole world!!...I have 2 beautiful and inspiring sisters who have the biggest hearts! They are mah best friends...I also have 2 of the cue-test nephews, Devon who is 10 and deaf and autistic...who is so loveable and affectionate he is so creative and talented...Im just in awe seeing the things he creates...and Skyler who is going on 8 years old who is the most hyper boy in the world he is so funny and can always lift mah spirits and make me laugh...just being around them makes me happy...I couldnt be luckier to have been blessed with such a wonderful family!...Ohhh& I Love Foooood! If there is N E Thing Else You Would Like To Know...Consult Mah Agent.
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The Story Of Mah Life...To Be Continued...Dun Tah Dun...

My Interests

Writting stuff, Edward Norton,Art stuff, Lookin at stuff Thats Pretty

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Music,Movies,Hangin Out Wiff Mah Ho-maze,Edward Norton, Goin To Showz, Music,Thinkin,Tryin'To Solve the Great Mysteries Of The Universe...Drinkin', .COLT 45.Edward Norton...Rah-mah-niss-in....Mah New Puppy Baloo and Sheba, Mah Kittys Lola, Chu-Chi, and Kitty.French Movies!!!Candy.being in love, Making Silly Faces. Edward Norton. Forgetting Then Remembering . !:OSurPrizes:O! . The Laughing During Funny Parts Of Sitcoms. Fow-10 Pop!!!LOve at First Sight. Wine In a Box...!!!Stuff That Smells Good. People who Make me Smile :)Government Ice Cream...With a Wooden Spoon!!!!!!! Singin Loud.Finders Keepers.The Finished Product.Cake Frosting.Koo-Laid...Inventing Things. Edward Norton.Time Machinez,Pink Lemonade Chapstick,neon.Colorin' Me Sum Picturez. Being Clever. Rhyme Sayin .Edward Norton. The Bubble Gum Medicine From Back in the Day....Oh yes and.... I Love Cartoonzzzzz...Not so much the ones now though....The Old Skool ones From When I was Growin up to like....The Smurfs,Rainbow Brite,ZoobileeZoo,Noozles,CareBears,My Little Pony,Garfield,Todays Special,David The knome,Fraggle Rock,Snorkles,... OOoOo nintendo...!! I'm just stuck in the 80's...!! - - - - -- - - - -- - - -Oh and Edward Norton!

I'd like to meet:



Music:


Punk Rawwwwk, Skaaaa, Drum n Bass, Hard House, and The UnderGround Sound, Disco, Ghettotech, Funk, ahhh I loveLOVElove ELECTRO!, 80's and Early 90's Music,Old Skool Rap/Hip Hop, Hard Core Head-Bangin Shit, Industrial...Oh and Um Glenn Danzig has the Most Perfect Voice EVER!!!!!! ObseSsed?! YES!!!!!!!...The End...

Movies:

Im Ahh-dick-ted Tah Movies...I like ah lot of foreign movies toooo its mah Addiction...an I seem to be attracted to the off beat in-duh-pendent movies as well an Dark Comahhdeez!!!!! an Gotta Love The 80's and Early 90's Classics...Oh and the Movie Teen Witch!!!.....To Be Continued.....

Television:

Comedy Central...I Loveeeeeeeeeee !Bull Burr!, !Stephen Lynch!, !Dane Cook! and !Louis C.K! and !Nick Swardson! ...Them Mah Favorites x's 875878573495347534709534095+8 tah the 5th Power divided by ten squared! and therez Cartoonz...But we already went over that...!!and Yah But Seriously What Happened Tah MTV?? For The Last 34628763487236487+8 years I Dont Think I've Seen a Music Video...LaLaLa- - - - - - - -

Books:

I Love The Giving Tree! and fairy tales... Childrens Books are The Best! One Day I'll Write Some...I have one in the works right now which I hope to get published:) and theres also Poetry which is always fun tah read I love stuff that Rhymes =)

Heroes:

First things first...My Nephew Devon He is so Gifted and Talented He Inspires Me...If Only Everyone Could Have a Devon In Their Life =)...Mah sister Kelly...Shes the most wonderful mom in the world to her two sons, Devon and Skyler...I look up to her because she has been through so much and she keeps on keepin' on...she is a very strong person...My other hero is mah other sister Nicole I look up to her because she stands up for what she believes in and will never give up on her dreamzZzzz...I love them soososoo much!Then There's Takeru Kobayashi Cuz he can fit 4728742764+8 pounds of food in his belly in -.01 secondsand then of course... The Juice Man whos on at 4am advertizing his Juicin' Machine...Mah favorite thing about him is that hes got tah be 83665784738487384746456647346+8 years old but since he juices he looks like hes 19 years old...MmmmmMm sexy....

My Blog

Miracles Do Happen!

Today is the most exciting day of my life...My nephew Devon said his first word today...he said "MOM"!!!! I'm so glad his cochlear implant is working and we now know that he can hear....its ...
Posted by k Funk Masta Lex" k on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST