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Fatty McBeergut

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About Me

life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. i have a beergut, tattoos on my neck and knuckles, and i like stretching the holes in my ears larger. i'm not your typical beauty, and i don't give a fuck what you think, i guarantee you at the end of the day i can still steal your boyfriend or girlfriend, or both. so quit asking me why i modify myself, and i'll quit asking you why you spend $200 on a pair of jeans. go back to your pilates class, and i'll go back to sharing this 12 pack of brews with the boys.
ok here's the new rule. if i don't know you personally, or you don't send me a message first, you won't be added. please don't send me a request for your shitty band that is from some state i've never been to or never heard. also, if your message to me consists of "what's up", "damn your hella sexy" or something along the lines of "wanna fuck?", you will be denied. think of something to say actually. this doesn't happen in the real world, and it shouldn't happen here either. if i see your friend request without some sort of conversation, it means you didn't read this in the first place, and therefore don't care about anything other than ass, titties, or you need friend fillers.
i come from the d, i listen to music, what else do you need to know?
= xkrylonprincessx = everydayjunglette = [email protected]
i'm one of the craziest people you'll meet, me and my friends do some of the stupidest shit you've ever seen, and i wouldn't have it any other way. i'm from the dirty d, and i love it. it owns my heart, but i'm trying to make a new way for myself. i can't party all the time. i moved to arizona about 6 months ago, and it's a head trip for me. but exciting none the less. i've been blessed to see alot of different places and bare witness to many amazing things.
i'm single at the moment. i was in a relationship for a while back home. i'm enjoying the single life, but it gets old after awhile. i want affection, and someone to adore me just as much as i adore them. but i don't want to settle. i want someone to inspire me.
i'm big into edm, but will not limit myself to one genre of music, although i'm a drum and bass junkie at heart. i like jungle, ragga, darkstep, ghettotech, ambient, trip hop, some dark house. i'm also a fan of hip hop, metal, old punk music, i'll even listen to some country if it's got a good beat to it. i pretty much range from glass casket to goldie to ice cube . so get in where ya fit in. if i can go to a show, come back with a few bruises, sweat stained clothes, and dirty shoes - i've had a blast.
i've got a passion for graphic design and graffiti. ask me and i'll show you some of my sketches or make you a t-shirt. lulz.
i try not to take the social side of life too seriously, i love acting a fool with my friends, but if you've got nothing to do other then party, or you can't hold a decent conversation if you're sober. i really don't want to be around that. i grew up already. there's no problem with acting crazy, but if you can't find one intelligent thought in your head, i don't know what to say to you.
my friends are the baddest mother fuckers on the planet i can not live without taco bell, i eat it at minimum twice a week i really want to own a mitsubishi spyder eclipse i am the most organized person ever i name all of my dwarf hamsters after dope cities i once jello wrestled my best friend is in heaven i have a picture of me and alf together i've never had a fast food hamburger in my life, from anywhere i drink too much red bull i'm obsessed with hello kitty i belch in public i've got a foul mouth i can quote family guy and the simpsons before they even say it on tv i've got a dirty mind, most of the time. (don't take that as an invite, kay thanks.
i'm so fabulous damnit.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

as long as i have these people in my life, i will be content. boo bears chris = male bff DISCLAIMER: [i might not be in a relationship, but i've got a better half. don't even think about asking me to love you more than i love him. it's not humanly possible.] probably the only person that has been there for me though EVERYTHING. the ONLY one who has ever made sure i shed as little tears as possible. jdawl loverface = female bff the only other woman on the planet i get along with completely. it's really no secret we're the baddest bitches ever. oh, and everyone has their most bangable celebrity, right?!i would like to meet new people who are totally cool with acting like an idiot. i don't take the social side of life too seriously. i love goofing off and doing off the wall and silly things. i'm not too shy, and don't mind making a fool of myself the first time we hang out...i've got enough confidence in myself to know that it doesn't matter.anyone as long as you're not the following. .emo as fuck. i like happiness in my life. .you posess the qualities defined under douchebag .a taint licker

Music:

Mayday, Mayday! The captain lost control again, The fucking ship is breaking up, We're going down in flames, Mayday, Mayday! Man overboard again, The sharks already circling, They only eat the brave, The SS Death lost everything, No one here can fucking swim, So baby, baby hold me tight, While I drown myself in you tonight, Mayday, Mayday! The ship has hit the rocks again, This isn't going to fucking work, We're heading to our graves, Mayday, Mayday! The captains lost his way we're sinking in the river sticks, No one can escape, Ladies and Gentlemen, May I have your attention please, This is the captain of your ship, I'm sorry we depart this way, You left me broken hearted, But I never loved you anyway.
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Movies:

..american history x, all kevin smith movies, welcome to the dollhouse, sid and nancy, american beauty, empire records, cruel intentions, can't hardly wait, BASEketball, clueless, josie and the pussycats, slc punk, requiem for a dream, boondock saints, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, idiocracy

Television:

..simpsons first and foremost above everything. top notch, grade-A.family guy.ninja warrior.queer as folk.aqua teen hunger force.most extreme elimination challenge.greys anatomy.law and order.cops.in living color.hbo documentaries.alf.fresh prince of bel-air.alot of old school shows, including but not limited to family matters.saved by the bell.full house.(yes, i said full house.) stfu.

Books:

..i don't read as much as i'd like to. i do own a shit ton of art books, such as h.r. giger and whatnot.

Heroes:

she wants me. best friend of foreverssss.

My Blog

happy birthday, christopher smith

to the most amazing soul i know. my best friend, inspiration, and confidant. to his 25th birthday. more than a quarter of it i've been blessed to be so close to. the person who picked my face up off t...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:09:00 PST

perfection in love.

i will have this. my stupid problems that someone would laugh at. even my downfalls are perfect to them. =) i hear this song on the radio at work almost everyday. it is perfection. She's a yellow pai...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:36:00 PST

glass pipe murdah

i've set out some goals to acheive lately. in the light of possibly trying to save up and move back home, or back east at least, i need to also change some major ways of my life, because my lifestyle ...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:41:00 PST

work.work.work.

10 Real Random Facts About You1. i've never had a fast food hamburger in my life, from anywhere. ever.2. i'm obsessed with hello kitty3. i belch in public (and take pride in it!)4. i once jello wrestl...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:04:00 PST

yesssssssssssssssssssss.

i'm fucking going shopping today. i have a buttload of cash left over to spend. fucking woo. i'm so glad to start having money and be able to afford rent, electricity internet and DIGITAL FUCKING CABL...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:40:00 PST

hmm

i was just in a really bad mood just a minute ago, and i had to stop and think about it. i was searching through the school section of myspace, and looking at all of my old classmates, and it dawned o...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

a new day.

i really wish that certain people would stay out of my life already. honestly. i'm not saying shit to you. i thought we were done with this. jesus. anyways, on another note, my boss gave me a cookie a...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST

how?

how do you begin to mourn the loss of a friend you hold near and dear to your heart? how do you begin to comprehend the value of it into tears and sorrow? to begin to understand how nothing is the sam...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

knowledge.

The "Amen break" (usually pronounced /a:'men/) was a drum-solo performed by Gregory Cylvester Coleman. The 'Amen Break' or 'Amen' is a frequently used sampled drum loop in hip hop, jungle and drum and...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

oh god, kellie's having one of her emo moments. stfu.

i miss having someone to connect with. like someone who really gets me. i can't seem to find that out here. i've though i found people who got me. a male counterpart to my personality. apparently i ha...
Posted by Fatty McBeergut on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST