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Pat Breslin

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About Me

I am a stand up comic. I perform at clubs and colleges all over, and my schedule is posted above, so if you're a stalker you pretty much know where you can find me.

For the past year and a half I've run my own free show, called Comedy WithOut Reservations, with a couple other comics. We have shows two Sundays a month at 8PM at The Goldhawk in Hoboken (www.thegoldhawk.com). Again, that would be a great place to find me if you're into stalking. Check us out at www.myspace.com/zeroreservations (also in my top friends below).

My Interests

Hanging out, being a swing voter

I'd like to meet:

I'm here for some serious friendships.

Music:

Christmas music, Josh Groban, whatever bands my mom's into now

Movies:

Must Love Dogs, Roll Bounce, The Godfather

Television:

Anything on demand and the News

Books:

Beach Diet books, anything about the recession

Heroes:

Morning people

My Blog

A Few Geeks, a Book, and a Panini Place

So that's the name of the book club that I joined. I know, just awful. It might as well be called, "Oprah's Book Club: Central Jersey Chapter". Or better yet, "A Few Avid Book-readers, and Some Clown ...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:34:00 PST

Bud Light Aluminum Lime

I know the big stories of this summer are supposed to be the upcoming Olympics in Beijing, or "The Dark Knight", or...nothing else at all (been pretty lame so far, right? ), but I'd like to take this ...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:17:00 PST

Viva La Nadal

I just spent the majority of my Sunday watching Nadal beat Federer in the longest Wimbledon final ever - and probably the best tennis match I've ever seen. They played for almost five hours, beat the ...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:47:00 PST

High School Musical

Last weekend I went back to my old high school in South Jersey for the first time in 12 years. And it was by choice, to visit - not like I had a Pre-calc mid-term they needed me to make up or somethin...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:26:00 PST

Meet The Breslins

The Girl I'm Dating met my family over the weekend, which went great. I don't do this often, but she asked me to go to her niece's First Communion this coming weekend, so it only made sense to invite ...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

No Blogging for Lent

Yeah, that’s what I gave up this year. I didn’t really even intend to  it just so happened that I haven’t blogged at all since before Ash Wednesday. So last year was extra salt on f...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:48:00 PST

Super Sunday Tuesday Bowl

Hey, is there anything on today? I'm sitting in my room, as I hear my my roommate downstairs setting our place up for a party, and the surround sound (that he just happened to get this week) on his HD...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:11:00 PST

Everybody’s Sick

Everybody around me, that is. Everybody near me at work, my roommate, etc. Which means I'll probably be sick within a few days too. And I can pinpoint the source already. The guy who sits across from ...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:09:00 PST

I Am Breslin

"The last shopper on Earth...is not alone." There's something really lame but kinda fun about being there for "last call" at a busy mall on Christmas Eve.  It's sorta like being there for last ca...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:36:00 PST

MySpace Headlines...Decoded!

Hey guys, I've been on here a couple years now and in that time I've noticed that a lot of people use the same generic headlines on their page.  Not just the hot spammers that request my friendsh...
Posted by Pat Breslin on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST