Comedy, writing, writing comedy, acting. I like to try and stay in shape and making fun of people. Movies and books are a big plus as well.
People who can further my career. People that like me. Attractive women. Attractive women that like me and can further my career.
Rock especially, but I like lots of different things. I don't know too much new stuff. I wish I could be more like one of those guys who thinks they're better than you because they know a bunch of obscure groups. They usually say things like, "I was listening to those guys years ago before they sold out." Of course, "sold out" just means that the band members can eat EVERY day now. I've just always wondered how they find out about a new band that early. Maybe it's a super-power. The only flaw to the ability is it turns you into a massive douchebag.
I like a lot of different movies. I used to buy DVDs all the time, but then I realized I almost never watch them. Sorry, that's a lie. I do watch them. I stare at them on their shelves for thirty minutes until I give up and go back to watching spongebob.
Spongebob Squarepants. The Fairly Oddparents. Family Guy. Sportscenter. Sports. South Park is the best show on television. I watch a lot of Comedy Central for entertainment and inspiration. It's interesting to me since I imagine that doctor's don't watch ER or House for pointers or a morale boost. That certainly puts my aspirations into perspective.
I like them a lot. I read them whenever I can. If you have the time and the brain stem, I recommend Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. If you don't know what it's about, you need to read it. If you can't read it, you need to find out what it's about.The Slaugherhouse Five is also fantastic.