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Katie

"Humor is another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks

About Me

I like cheap beer and good wine. I don't like jewelry that causes Africans to die. I don't like politics...that of elected officials and that of catty girls' invention. I don't like people who are easily offended; coat yourself in bubble wrap and stay at home. I like men who are just men, not the ones that think being an asshole makes them more desirable. Anyone worth their salt will see through that. I like people who stand up for what they believe in, do what they say, and say what they do. I don't like people who gay-bash, Southern-bash, or talk down about anything they don't understand. I like old video games and new kittens. That's just me.

My Interests

enjoying life, laughing, making others laugh, wine, cheese, Europe, sewing, skiing, skating, great books, trashy magazines, creating new drinks that are good enough to chug and strong enough to steal panties, cartoons, meeting new people, bowling, tennis

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Henry Rollins, Ed Norton, Gloria Steinem, Jack Skellington, Margaret Cho, Scott Ian, Eddie Izzard (marry me! you can wear the dress!), Steve Martin, Bill Hicks, Dell Close, Kittie, and Mel Brooks

Music:

loads of different stuff: swing, ska, punk, rock, heavy metal, death metal, opera, country, lounge-type crooners, alternative, disco, antyhing by the Beatles, Bon Jovi, or Frank Sinatra

Movies:

Space Balls, Singing in the Rain, Batman(s), Boondocks Saints (hello spank bank), Mona Lisa Smile, Don't Be a Menace to Southcentral While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Daria, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, My Boys, Sex in the City, Sopranos, Invader Zim

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, Tao of Pooh, The Feminine Mystique, Valley of the Dolls

Heroes:

My sister, my grandmother, Gloria Steinem, Jenny, She-Ra, our troops overseas!

My Blog

Katie Horahan

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Posted by Katie on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:11:00 PST