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Andrew Martinez

I am not The Naked Guy... Unless you think he's hot. Then, I AM The Naked Guy.

About Me

I have been described as "Perfect" and "A good cuddler" by my priest. If I had to describe myself using one word it would be "Very smart". I love to send emails that just say "LOL" because L'ing OL is fuckin awesome. LOL. Anyway, If you want to know more about me, just read The Bible.

My Interests

Mountaineering, Painting, Film, Art, Unicorns, UFOs and Aliens, Breasts, Wines, Jesus, Car Accidents, Indians, Tickles (LOL), Cheeseburgers, Jarts, Lock Picking, Abortion, Jerry Suri, The Loch Ness Monster, Temple, Midgets, Stuff

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented these!

Music:

Love: The Kooks, The Cat Empire, The Shins, Led Zepplin, Incubus, The Beatles, Jay-Z, Del the funky Homosapien, Minor Threat, Weezer, Blind Melon, The Raconteurs, Bob Marley, Ween, Stevie Wonder, G Love, John Legend, The Rolling Stones, Percy Hill, System of a Down, Alice in Chains, Kanye West, Ice Cube, NWA, Public Enemy, Modest Mouse, Jimi Hendrix, Pearl Jam, The Pixies, John Coltrane, Dirt Nasty, Greg Wolfe, Olivia Martinez, Nicole Martinez, Anton Martinez ............................................................ ............Hate: Any weak hip hop thug with the word "Young" in his name and T.I., fake Country especiaally anything as gay as Rascal Flatts (if that's even possible), poppy Green Day wannabes, shitty R&B, girlie crap like Gwen Stefani and Kelly Clarkson, new and old cheese metal (i.e. Nickelback and Poison), opera, electonic jazz, new age.

Movies:

Enter the Dragon, The Warriors, 3 O'Clock High, Escape From New York, Almost anything about The Mafia (and Scarface), The Usual Suspects, Resevoir Dogs, Cabin Fever, Hostel, Saw, Jacob's Ladder, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Old School, Up In Smoke, Anchorman, Jackass, Taxi Driver, 12 Monkeys, Almost ALL John Hughes', Creepshow, Terminator 1 and 2, Jesus is Magic, Rocky I+II+III, Jaws, Pirates of the Caribbean, Planet of the Apes (original), Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, This is Spinal Tap, Man Bites Dog, Final Destination, Best in Show, The Aristocrats, Shrek, X-Men 1 & 2, Spiderman, Superman, Superman Returns, Brick, True Romance, Kalifornia, Hitch, Dazed and Confused, 300

Television:

Arrested Development (R.I.P.), The Office, Heros, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Young Ones, Lost, 24, HBO, The Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, THE New York Rangers, Yankees Baseball, Big Blue.The best drama of ALL time is Six Feet Under. If you don't realize this you are a moron.

Books:

I'm dyslexic and I have ADD so I pretty much hate to read except when I'm on the bowl. I read magazines. Mostly Backpacker.I am reading "The Road". Its okay so far, but I feel good because it's an Oprah's Bookclub Book. I don't know why, but anything associated with Ms. Winfrey makes me feel good.

Heroes:

Ed Viesturs, Mark Messiah, Derek Jeter, LT, Phil Simms, Mike Richter, Jan Svankmajer, Gustav Klipmt, Jimmy Carter (now), Bob Marley, Bernhard Goetz, Brody and Olivia