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Auto Industry CEOs flew private jets to DC to ask for money from congress

That is some pimp shit. I don't think these guys know how to ask for money.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:42:00 GMT

Gotta go meet Brett Favre tomorrow... Yawn (kidding!)

Doing a little thing for ESPN tomorrow where I play a smooth jazz DJ and interview BF. If anyone wants me to ask Broadway Brett anything let me know.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 08:46:00 GMT

Obama’s speech

I heard most of it and was truly moved. After the speech though, one of the conservative pundits said that if you turned the sound down that Obama just looked angry. And that's what you want to do whe...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Goodbye Bernie...

Man,how many more great comics can we lose this year? Bernie Mac is probably the hardest working guy in Hollywood. He didn't get his own show until he was well into his 40s. He just kept pounding the ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:23:00 GMT

Crystal Meth

Woke up this morning thinking that if Crystal Meth is white people crack, why don't you get the same punishment for its possession? Hmmmm... Thoughts?
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:17:00 GMT

RIP George Carlin

I remember you were too risque to watch as a kid so I would sneak a look at your specials latenight on HBO. The Hippy-Dippy Weatherman will be filing his reports in the big sky above.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:34:00 GMT

Hi, Hilary. How do I put this delicately? Could you uhhh shut the fuck up?!

Those Bobby Kennedy comments weren't the last straw for me and Hil. The last straw was when she went toe-to-toe with Sinbad about how she lied about her trip to Kosovo. The woman has serious diarrhea ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:56:00 GMT

Lindsay Stole My Jacket!

I love how that was the headline of the NY Post today. Didn't the body count in Myanmar jump to 22,000? Snoresville! I guess the good folks at The Post thought we could wrap our tiny brains around tha...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 13:49:00 GMT

Votin DemoCRAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boNrRO-Eu2w You've got to watch to believe!
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:16:00 GMT

In Search of Minority Comedy Writers affected by the strike.

I think some of the staff of Girlfriends, but other than that I'm drawing a blank. Going to the WGA rally tomorrow in Washington Square Park to get the minority perspective on the whole situation...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:07:00 GMT