A list of unclever internet porn titles and the real movies that I wished shared the same plot. |
"2 confused young brunettes eat out a blonde on her birthday for 40 bucks"
the sweetest thing starring cameron diaz and the girl from married with children
"4 drunk old chicks make out and the...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:58:00 PST |
Thank you mike myers for saying "cuntface" on tv. |
I saw a commercial for the love Guru yesterday, the new mike myersfilm. "So what?" you say, "they play those all the time, and theysuck." And to this statement I'd have to agree.But not this time. Thi...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:51:00 PST |
You totally thought that I was gonna poop!!! |
I wonder if there are people who can suck their poop back up into their butts when its almost all the way out, like some people can do with their spit.
I think that if someone can, it should be calle...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST |
Sex and the city movie: The greatest thing to happen to mysoginists... |
Sex and the city movie: The greatest thing to happen to mysoginists since "daddy issues" first hit the scene.
Hey guys out there on the internet!
Are you lonely and looking for the comp...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:42:00 PST |
Heroin Dealers look to Bill O’Reilly for anwsers. |
Larry "squirrel" Goldstein, a local smack dealer in philadelphia’s nicetown district has decided that "what china is doing to all those little skinhead dudes," is just too much. So Larry decide...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:57:00 PST |
Failed logic to prove that the Boss is gays. |
I think that Bruce Springstein was gay and here's why: (was? i use the past tense because i saw him wearing jeans without any rips so now he's dead to me)
1 - He Plays the piano like Elton John and ...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:38:00 PST |
My Uninformed Opinion |
I've noticed that in politics people like to talk around topics, rather than actually talking about them. Like calling Iraq the new vietnam, or calling obama osama, so as to make people think negativ...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:57:00 PST |
Awesome thursday |
So as some of you know, I had an awesome thursday this past week. All sorts of awesome things happened for me.Starting early in the morning, I went down to the WYSP studios in center city and got to c...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST |
A chicken runs through it. |
I live in a small building, with approximately 10 apartments. The driveway goes up the left side of the building and there is a row of parking spots behind the building. No barns, no stables, no...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST |
An Open Letter to the Nation of Islam (i'm sure they read my blogs...) |
Dear Fake muslims,
Stop trying to sell pies in the middle of broad street. That's weird, and nobody wants a pie that's been warming in the sun in your hand all day. Also, buy some pants t...
Posted by Brendan Kennedy on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST |
