Chip Chantry - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Being the computer whiz I am, I just spent about 17 hours and six full-out child-at-Clover-whose-mom-won't-get-him-an-Icee-even-though- she-promised sized temper tantrums trying to upload three new audio clips. So you better like them, dammit.

My Interests

Writing, music, tennis, running, any sport that involves a frisbee, and finding out why dogs can't eat chocolate.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with Narcolepsy who carries a lot of cash.

Music:

I openly admit that I have an unhealthy obsession with music. The greatest album of all time is Jeff Buckley's GRACE, and I will fight you today after school if you disagree. Besides that, I give 'big props' to Wilco, Black Crowes, Pavement, Soul Coughing, Pixies, Pink Floyd, THE POLICE, Mike Doughty, Belle & Sebastion, Radiohead, Elliott Smith, Phish, Sigur Ros, Broken Social Scene, Beastie Boys, Beck, Built to Spill, and the Bloodhound Gang. But I think we can all agree that Motown is God's greatest gift to man since the opposable thumb.

Movies:

The Kentucky Fried Movie, Jaws, Waiting for Guffman, The Big Lebowski, Rushmore (and the rest of the Wes Anderson library). Oh, and anything with Dakota Fanning.

Television:

I boycotted TV after they cancelled "227".

Books:

I enjoy reading placemats in diners, especially ones with US Geography wordsearches.

Heroes:

Some days it's Ponch, some days it's John. Today's a Ponch day.

My Blog

WHY ARE PEOPLE RUNNING DOG FIGHTING RINGS???

Because, quite frankly, turtles are not that vicious. That would be boring as hell. Unless those turtles happen to be ninjas. Then that's a fight. Other boring pet fights: 1. Sea Monkeys 2. Ham...
Posted by Chip Chantry on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:34:00 PST

ARE UNICORNS REAL???

No.
Posted by Chip Chantry on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:15:00 PST