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David James Likes to Jibba Jabba!!!!

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About Me



I have a 20th degree blackbelt in the martial arts, I'm an expert bed wetter, I have an IQ of 300 celcius, I can time travel, I fought in Funky Town Vietnam, I can read minds, I am not Jewish but have seen a Jew once and no one believes me, I like green tea, My grandma was killed by a shark while surfing the internet

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Parents that love me, the Fonz, the faget that my parents gave my tricylcle to, Alf, the circus folk that took my virginity, the creator of hot pockets, and dinosaurs.

My Blog

Got kicked off a show cus I'm black. True Story

Before I start, I know that show biz is a giant pile of shit, but sometimes things will happen that still shock me.  Doing comedy you get to meet some celebs, sometimes it is someone you are working w...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 20:11:00 GMT

Mo'Nique Tropicana Casino Gig

So I get a phone call thursday asking if I want to open up for Mo'Nique on Friday at the Tropicana Casino in AC, and after no crapping my pants I gladly accept.  Long story short, I'm at the casi...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:20:00 GMT

CRAZY CHURCH LADY DELETED ME!!!

AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, I RECENTLY CAME BACK FROM L.A.  BEFORE I LEFT, I PUT UP A BULLETIN CALLED "GOODBYE", SO THIS CHURCH LADY TOOK IT SERIOUSLY AND SENT ME A MESSAGE.  THEN WHEN I CAME BACK ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:26:00 GMT

DC Improv and Crazy People

So I just completed my first week at the DC Improv. Which is a perfect comedy club in every way imaginable.  Not one show was bad.  A club like that makes you realize what comedy should be l...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:31:00 GMT

I GOT HATERS PART 3!!!!!!!!!!

Here is more hate mail.  I did a shitty 3 minute set for comcast sports net on a monday after an eagles loss.   I put out an e-mail for people to tune in, and stated that I would probab...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:54:00 GMT

I GOT A HATER PART 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

After many comics and club managers came to my defense against my hater.  The hater spread his hate to those that rallied against him.  The comic that is the subject of the hate in my opinio...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:00:00 GMT

I GOT A HATER!!!!!

This is my first hate mail.  Its from a comic from D.C. whom now lives in Philly.  Apparently he hates my guts and thinks I stole a premise from him.  This means I'm officially on ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:22:00 GMT

Chappelle Live

I saw Dave Chappelle at the Tower Theater February 27th.  Doe DeRosa opened the show and did a great job.  He is really on his way to the top and I hope to be that good after 4 years also.&n...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 13:21:00 GMT

Memories

Back when I was in the Seals, we were on a Recon mission one day in the jungle and we were doing a standard OPS assignment and looking for "charlies".  My team had to separate into two units.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:31:00 GMT