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Blake Wexler

Then they made me their chief

About Me

Captain Jack Sparrow

My Interests

Stand Up Comedy, rakes, NFL kickers with the last name of "France", TV, success, pilaging, parsnips, pompous windbags, the penguin, tongues, pilgrims in general, and MYSELF.

I'd like to meet:

Gary Payton, Dave Chappelle, Zach Galifianakis, Lewis Black, Donovan McNabb, Bill Burr, Zack De La Rocha, Peyton Manning, Tony Gwynn, Jay-Z, Pete Rose, Jim Norton, Keifer Sutherland, Brian Dawkins, Shaq, Conan O'Brian, Charles Barkley, David Wells, any comedian and most importantly Capt. Jack Sparrow.

Music:

Rage Against the Machine, ACDC, Lil' Jon, Ludacris, U2, Everlast, Hendrix, Guns & Roses, Alice in Chains, Jay-Z, Tibetan throat singing.

Movies:

Pirates Of The Carribbean, Troy, Gettysburg, The Patriot, Aristocrats

Television:

The Manifest Destiny Show

Books:

i can't

Heroes:

Beowulf, Ron Jeremy, Andy Dick, Vin Diesal, that guy from longest yard who pulls the cheeseburgers out of his pants, and Cher.