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Pat House

Sup, queefs?

About Me

Guitar. Piano. Making music. Comedy. Writing. Reading. Jager.

My Interests

Music, Guitar, Piano, Writing, Reading, Comedy, My iPod, Palm Trees, Porn, Driving, The Beach, Jager, Walking, Snow, Concerts, The sky, Sleeping, Autumn, Storms, trying to be a better person and the words "Cunt", Queef" and "Balls"

I'd like to meet:

This dog owner (it gets good at about 1:00):

Music:

ROCK. Queen, Foo Fighters, The Beatles, Green Day, U2, Billy Joel, Talking Heads, Marilyn Manson, R.E.M., Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Police, Tenacious D, Beck, Goldfinger, The Ramones, Crucial Taunt....you get the idea.

Movies:

Almost Famous, Wayne's World 1 and 2, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Young Frankenstien, School of Rock, Team America, Tommy Boy, A League of Their Own, Anything that has to do with Monty Python, Mel Brooks and Tom Hanks.

Television:

Comedy Central Presents..., Lucky Louie, The Sarah Silverman Show, Premium Blend, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Family Guy, Best Week Ever, Married with Children, Celebrity Rehab

Books:

I Killed, Nowhere Man, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Kite Runner, American Scream, Love All The People, Into The Light, The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe, Comic Insights

Heroes:

Lennon/McCartney, Dave Grohl, Brian May, Dave Attell, Bill Hicks, Monty Python, and else anyone who makes the world a better place.

My Blog

The host IS a comedian

"Are you hosting or performing?"   For some unknown reason, people have this uninformed mentality that the host is not a comedian; they’re simply the host. Certain crowds think that ...
Posted by Pat House on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

When comedy goes bad

Last night I performed at The Townehouse in Media, PA for Riots Comedy. It's a fantastic room with great crowds and a great staff. I've had very good shows there, and I was excited to r...
Posted by Pat House on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

Oh, you're a comedian?

As I write this composition, I'm a 23-year-old, full-time college student with two part time jobs. On top of the already hectic schedule of balancing an education and work, there is another element to...
Posted by Pat House on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:26:00 PST

5/19/06

Ok, so I'm usually not one for blogs, being that this is my first one. But tonight was pretty interesting, and I'd like to share. Being a dedicated comedy fan, and a borederline mediocre co...
Posted by Pat House on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:16:00 PST