I Heart Bacon |
I love bacon! I love bacon with eggs.
I love bacon on cheeseburgers.
I love bacon on pizza.
I also love boobs!
I think the only thing better than a nice pair of boobs would be a nice pair of boo...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 07:28:00 GMT |
Dance Class |
My wife kept wanting to enroll my 5 year old daughter in dance class.So I was like, "No!"And She was like, "Yes."And then I was like, "NO!!!"And she was like, "Yes."And then I was like, "NO!"And then ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 07:46:00 GMT |
Dirty Disney |
Disney is perceived as the most family friendly company of all time, but perception isn't always reality. Disney has constantly pushed the boundaries of decency. They had topless nymphs in the movie...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 02:48:00 GMT |
Rhyme Time |
My five year old daughter loves rhyming words. She likes to inform me of words that rhyme. She'll say things like, "house and mouse rhyme." and I'll reply, "yes house and mouse do rhyme."She'll say,...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 02:46:00 GMT |
Cinco De Mayo |
Cinco De Mayo commemorates the Mexican's defeat of the French on May the 5th 1862. This fact made me question why we have adopted the 5th of May as a US holiday.At first, I was thinking that it may h...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:53:00 GMT |
In The News |
Airforce OneTo celebrate Barack Obama's 100 days in office he decided to go tool around in Airforce One and buzz The Statue of Liberty. New Yorkers were very upset and many employees in large skscrap...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:44:00 GMT |
Word Origins - Mongoloid |
This weekend I was enjoying a fine McDonalds" breakfast sandwich with my daughter and there was a McDonalds" Mongoloid fellow sitting in the dining room watching us and making me very uncomfortable.I ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:51:00 GMT |
Remembering 4-20 |
Monday was 4-20 which has become a big holiday for stoners. Apparently 420 is the code police officers use when they find Marijuana. I guess when word of this first got out some industrious pot head...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:10:00 GMT |
Tea Party |
I went to one of the grass roots organized tea parties yesterday and ended up getting into an argument with one of those freaky little Barack Obama Zombies. I don't even know if you can call it an arg...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:03:00 GMT |
Really? |
Sometimes I hear a news story and I think... is that really news? A new study has conclusively linked smoking with heart disease. Really? Crown fried chicken in the Bronx changed there name to Obam...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:02:00 GMT |
