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About Me

WWW.JOHNKENSIL.com JOHN LIVES IN LOS ANGELES. I have been working as a professional working stand up comic for over ten years now. I finally made the big move to LA! Then I realized Louisiana isn't too good a place for comedy. so now I moved to HOLLYWOOD. I have written jokes for THE TONIGHT SHOW AND that other guy, I have been on FOX, Comedy Central. You can check out my website at WWW.Johnkensil.com I also hosted My monthly John Kensil show which was a real trip with music and character comedians.( NOTE- Any LA comedians who want in on this get in touch with me) send me an e-mail, drop me a line. here is where you can usually catch me during the week. -SELLING SOFT PRETZELS OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE 101 OFFRAMP IN SHERMAN OAKS CALIFORNIA. CHUCK WOOLERY STIFFED ME. Please email at [email protected] for upcoming dates and appearances! Note-Chuck Woolery really didn't stiff me. But he called me pretzel boy and that wasn't cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Old widowed Lottery winners Not scratch off lottery winners but big money winners, about 12 grand or so. also fans of original comedy.

My Blog

The Pat House Intros

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwM6Sp3TxCc
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:50:00 GMT

Pesky Telemarketers

As I was readingng your post and the phone rang and it was one of those pesky telemarketers!Don't ja just hate those people! And The nerve! Calling at All hours of the day!This guy.. Man oh Man.He sai...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:52:00 GMT

I just almost killed dracula at 5:56pm on Friday

I just almost killed dracula at 5:56pm on FridayHe appeared on my front stepsHe wasn't so scary like in the movies and books.He was about 4 feet tall and kept yelling for his mommy.I dumped holy water...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Awsome Movie Line

I was home sick today. ( I believe I have a problem with my ovaries or something like the flu/headcold. anyway I am doped up on Niquill/Dayquill altoids. ) I was watching Revenge of the nerds #3 ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:01:00 GMT

The Seinfeld Curse

The Seinfeld Curse! I just read an interview with Julia Louis Dreyfuss about her upcoming sitcom and TV guide asked her how she felt about the " Seinfeld Curse". This isn't the first time I heard that...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:24:00 GMT

BLOGS ARE FOR NERDS

Blogs are for nerds. Not me, or you reading this. But everyone else.
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 15:32:00 GMT