Making a positive out of a negative |
Last week I got the phone call that every man fears the most. A girl I used to mess around with called out of the blue and said she was pregnant. For those of you who know me, you know that I would be...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:06:00 PST |
Killer Pussy! |
I got a call the other day from a dancer I used to work with a few years ago. One thing leads to another, and today she comes by for a booty call. I get my horn honked, and go to return the favor, and...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:29:00 PST |
The True Meaning Of Easter |
On this day, many many years ago (like before your grandparents were born, even) Our lord, Jesus H. Christ came back from the dead as zombie Christ. However, he had so much love in his heart for all o...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:19:00 PST |
Fuck Buddy Application |
Age: (cougars, please be wealthy)Ethnicity: Location: Height: Weight: (Keep in mind if your pic was taken with your cell phone held above your head, we know you are lying, fatty)Hair Color: Eye ...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:12:00 PST |
A pigeon gave me the stink-eye |
I'm at my store. I'm tired. My back has been killing me. I'm cranky. I'm in no mood for atty-tude. I step outside to have a cigarette, and because it's early in the morning there isn't much going on o...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:47:00 PST |
My death bed is lumpy. |
Ugh. I feel like a steaming pile of poo that somebody beat with a hammer. How do I know what that feels like, you ask? Simple. Barbra Walters recently interviewed a steaming pile of poo that was the ...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:13:00 PST |
COMEDY CHAOS |
Thursday January 17th at The Troc(1003 Arch st. Phiadelphia, PA)With performances from comediansBrendan Kennedy (Opie & Anthony)Pat House (Kidd Chris Show)Mayo (Kidd Chris Show and Opie & Anthony)Benn...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST |
DIRTY DIAMONDS BIRTHDAY ROAST |
It's on people!Come out and party with us fo' FREE...and get a bunch of stuffeseses fo' FREE...Do it!Follow the directions below.Hosted By: Sleazy EWhen: Saturday Dec 29, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Khy...
Posted by Sleazy - E on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:39:00 PST |
