Rockwulf

"He is confident, leads well, and possesses a remarkable amount of brassball courage. Over the past some have resented his strength and drive but most agree the sense of security one feels in his presence-especially in life-threatening situations-makes tollerating the irritating sides of his character well worth it."
-Zampano
"Handsome" means that he looks at himself in the mirror all day. "Rugged" means that you look at him.
-The Simpsons (Talking about how rugged I am)
"Nothing says, 'I'm really important.' like a guy screaming, 'I'm really important!' into his cell phone."
-Bud Light Commercial
"You grow up fat, you got the built-in defense mechanism. If you're gonna make fun of me, I'm gonna make fun of you a hundred times better. And I'll always get the last word." -Kevin Smith
Some of you were born into hapiness and wealth
But most of us were born into a life of hell.
And some of us were lost
And some of use were found
But most of us were beaten by life to the ground.
Yeah maybe I'll never see the day that I win,
But I'll always have time for a beer with my friends.
We'll fight everybody,
In the world till the end of it,
You mess around with us,
You'll get your head kicked in!
"Can't a man just drink by himself on a Wednesday morning?"
-Homer Simpson