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Big Dale

About Me

I'm a fat, ugly, broke 37 year old male with a shitty car & issues with my Mother.I'm hung like a Donut Sprinkle & can sneeze longer than it takes to get me off.I'm looking for women who say, "I just want a man who can make me laugh." I can make women laugh...AND without pulling down my pants either!!You Ladies who send me friend requests & then have to have a Credit Card just to talk to can go ahead & Fuck Off right now!!Thats it.

My Interests

Doing Stand Up Comedy, going to good Heavy Metal Shows, watching really good movies, hanging out with beautiful down to Earth women who enjoy no strings attached sex, & I've been known to enjoy a little Hemp from time-to-time.

I'd like to meet:

Down to Earth people who arn't stuck up pieces of shit.

Music:

You know, everybody says, "I like all kinds of Music" & I guess thats true with me & a lot of other people, but lets be honost here. I'm Musicly & financially Biased!! It's easy for me to go to a CD store with every intention to get something like PINK FLOYD or STEVIE RAY VAUGHN, but then I'll see the New SLAYER or PRO-PAIN CD & be all over it!! I REALLY enjoy BRUTAL Heavy Metal Music. SLAYER, ANTHRAX, MEGADETH, OVERKILL, BLACK SABBATH, CANNIBAL CORPSE, SEPULTURA, SOULFLY, NAILBOMB, SIX FEET UNDER, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, EXODUS, TESTAMENT, NAPALM DEATH, I also like stuff like, STEVIE RAY VAUGHN, ZZ-TOP, C.C.R., LYNARD SKYNARD, BLACKFOOT, JOHN LEE HOOKER, GEORGE THEROGOOD, & BLONDIE........Just to name a few. I also used to play Drums!!

Movies:

Let My Puppets Cumm, Aunt Peg, No Mans Land # 17, Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Good Bad & The Ugly, Fight Club, 84 Charlie Mopic, Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Casino, We Were Soldiers, A Bronx Tale, Godfather Pt.2, Blazing Saddles, Tombstone, The Unforgiven, American Wearwolf in London, Hamburger Hill, The Blues Brothers, Stir Crazy, Green Mile (Fuck you Dave)Heavy Metal, Resivoir Dogs, Four Rooms, The Iron Giant, Green Street Hooligans, Trainspotting, Spun, Sin City, Jaws, Empire Strikes Back, Forrest Gump, Falling Down, The History of Violence, Shawshank Redemtion, Scarface, The Exorcist, Alien, The Thing, Escape from New York, Slingblade, Rainman, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Blob, Dead Things, Vampire Holocaust, Snap, & last & certainly least...Fucking Grassfire, man!!

Television:

Metalocalypse - Dethklokk, The Sorpranos, Cops, M*A*S*H, & that little lite the TV makes right when you turn it off.

Books:

Swan Song, The Wolf's Hour, It, Cujo, The Stand, Gone South, Blue World, Watchers, Twilight Eyes, Night Chills, Under The Fang, The Survival Type, & Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing.

Heroes:

That Senator who blew his head off on Live TV, Jenna Jamison, Gwar, Chong, The Drummer for Def Leppard, Chuck Bucket, & Matt Nail.

My Blog

Stand Up Comedy Dates

My next Gigs are... Oct. 13th - Comedy City, River Market Area. Kc, Mo. Nov. 7th & 8th - The Kansas City Improv, Zona Rosa. North Kansas City. Nov. 10th - Comedy City, River Market Area. Kc, Mo....
Posted by Big Dale on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

I Answer Phones For An Escort Service

I have been affiliated with Plaza Escorts now for 14 years. I started out as a Driver, now I'm answering the phones. For those of you who do not know what an Escort Service is, let me explain. An Esc...
Posted by Big Dale on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:09:00 PST

The Art of Stand Up Comedy

I have been doing Stand Up Comedy for 7 years now (This Month) I Love getting up there, speaking my mind on subjects, situations I find funny, & crowds of people agreeing with thunderous laughter....
Posted by Big Dale on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:27:00 PST

What the Hell is a Blog Anyway??

Hello folks, I'm Dale Hilton & I'm a fucking Caveman when it comes to technology. To me, a "Blog" sounds like some creature from the Swamp or something a Caveman would call his woman. I'd like to...
Posted by Big Dale on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST