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jon

M'Yeah!?

About Me

My alcoholic alter ego's name is Johnny Belligerent.I have Connorhea.There is no cure for it...

My Interests

Boxes of Franzia wine,mayonaisse sandwiches,Voit sneakers,GPC Cigarettes you know the finer things in life.

I'd like to meet:

an audience full of people with a rare disease where they can't stop laughing hysterically everytime I speak... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Mental Grafik,The Difference,Paradocs, Urgent,Myself,The Pop Johnsons THE Movement(TheM)and a few other musicians u may never have heard of that are better than anyone you have.

Movies:

Waking Life,Akira,Crash,Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,Snatch,Boondock Saints, Requiem for a Dream,Pi,Papillon,Cool Hand Luke,Scarface,Bronx Tale,Rules of Attraction,O Brother Where Art Thou,Kung Fu Hustle,Napoleon Dynamite,

Television:

Sopranos,Entourage,Eagles,stand up comedians and boxing.I use the idiot box for research.

Books:

I enjoy Encyclopedia Britanica Volume Ba-Br. I also like to read the Scrabble Dictionary or Rogets Thesaurus when I'm in the mood for a suspense novel.

Heroes:

Only hero I ever had came with lettuce,tomato and I told them to hold the onions.

My Blog

City Paper Ice Pack Column

 WHOWHATWHERE: Rit Row has all the luck. We heard word Clay Aiken supped at Davio's and had more than one dessert. Cockney actor Vinnie "Bullet Tooth Tony" Jones met comics Danny Ozark and Jon Co...
Posted by jon on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

My open mic made the Daily News...

From dan gross's column in the daily news on thurs aug 3rd : Christian Finnegan, a stand-up who played last week at Helium Comedy Club (2031 Sansom), ducked into Raven Lounge (1718 Sansom) at an open-...
Posted by jon on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:00:00 PST

Lickety Split Last Sunday

It was another fun Sunday night of comedy on South Street. We had anice rowdy crowd of pirate chefs in the beginning of the night. Wewere glad when they sailed away. I hope their ship sank. As the nig...
Posted by jon on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:28:00 PST

One Liners I wrote yesterday....

Last night i slept like a rock.I woke up in a creek. My girlfriend told me i never look out for her. I said sure i do everytime i'm with my side piece. When me and my girlfriend broke up i missed her...
Posted by jon on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:39:00 PST

Beanie Sigel

Couple funny things that happened.I come back and my roomate has a video he was shooting of this party. Beanie Sigel comes up to the camera and it goes something like this.( Wiz fails to recognize he'...
Posted by jon on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 08:57:00 PST

Alcohol + Jon Connor = a winning combo for years!!!

Since I've been back in Philly heres a list of things that have happened while i was severely inebriated: 1) Someone tried to strongarm rob me. 2) Met the drummer from George Clinton Parliament Funkad...
Posted by jon on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:45:00 PST

AMTRAK YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!

WHY I HATE AMTRAK!!!!!! So I get the brilliant idea that I'll take the train from Philly to Florida and it'll be a cool way to see the east coast.The ride is supposed to take 24 hrs. and i figure i ca...
Posted by jon on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:49:00 PST

FREESTYLE WRITTEN

I was sick of being homeless so I moved to Nokomis Easy Ed took my Nextel so now i guess I'm phoneless Thats okay though really cause i didn't pay the bill I bet right now "yo bro" is tight grilled I...
Posted by jon on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:25:00 PST