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Harrje

I'm mainly known for my class

About Me

Chris Harrje is a new and upcomer in the game of comedy. If your easily offended then Chris Harrje would not be recommended for you. If your looking for something unique, original, edgy and a comic who takes chances then you would love this new fresh face of comedy. He won't back down from any topic or any person. He's not afraid of crowd interactions in fact he enjoys it. It makes him feel apart of the crowd as if he's just your buddy bullshitting at a party. Chris Harrje never backs down from hecklers and will not allow them to go unnoticed. He will accept any battle and unless you want to get ridiculed to the point of embarrasement and self hatred I wouldn't recommend trying to attack Harrje. If you're going to throw out insults try to stop after two or three, but if you want to try and go in a back and forth battle with Harrje you better be prepared because the more you come at him the more vicious, cruel, emotionless and sociopathic his insults become. As Harrje would say, "I take it as if it's war. I'm a comic and I'd be damned if I'm going to be defeated by a heckler. You never want to lose the respect of the crowd. One or three people may hate you, but the rest of the crowd will love you." Chris Harrje's a comic you'll either love to hate or love to love. He's honest and true to himself which a crowd should love because it means he's honest and true to the audience. He's not known for his class or his cleanliness of comedy. As Harrje would say, "I'm not against clean comedy and I wouldn't mine doing clean comedy so I could get more jobs at comedy clubs. But, I'm not a clean person. I'm a dirty man with a dirty mind. I've done and seen dirty and negative things in my life, but I use the mic to change it into positive." Chris Harrje has stories, views, observations, one line jokes and sometimes he will plainly just state the obvious. Sometimes the obvious is just funnier then a witty punchline. Harrje says, "I just want to seem like I'm that crazy friend or family member that we all have. I just want to appear as I'm a real person and I talk like a real person. I can only be myself. Atleast people will know that I'm the same man on and off stage. There's no acting involved. I'm told I'm funny but in reality I just think I'm fucked up." The best way to describe Harrje's comedy is that he's like a psychiatrist's wet dream.

My Interests

Comedy and bullshitting. He just loves to have a good time. A good night for him is having some laughs over drinks.

I'd like to meet:

The only person he would like to meet is the type of person that can make him money. A person who can make him money with comedy is a person he'd love to meet.

Music:

It can be from the sixties to the now. 2Pac, The Who, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Eminem, Lynard Skynard, Ozzy, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Biggie, Obie Trice and the greatest band ever BLUE.

Movies:

Freddy vs Jason is his favorite movie of all time. The Seed of Chucky is in close running. He believes it may be one of the funniest movies of all time.

Television:

Seinfeld is his favorite show of all time. He'll still watch the re-run no matter how many times he's seen that specific show. He can't stand commercials and will barely ever watch them. He may end up watching four shows in a half hour. Which he says is great for someone with ADD.

Books:

He's not much of a reader. He'll occasionally read the Bible and his favorite book is Bully. He's also read books on Schitzophrenia and Sociopaths to see if he classifies as either of these. A self study he has to do himself since he has no medical insurance.

Heroes:

A hero to him is anyone who lives their life to the full potential and makes the best out of it. Even if your fullest potential is to do jack shit with your life then your still a hero in his book.

My Blog

This is the 1st blog

I have intentions of creating blogs.  This is where the blog would be if I had a blog to write out.  Blog, blog, blog.  I'm sure no one will even read this, but if you are enjoy this bl...
Posted by Harrje on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST