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About Me

I build houses for a living then set Toll brother's developments on fire. I hunt squirrel on the weekends after long nights of partying with a plastic knife I got from the dollar store. When I was 12 years old my father gave me a Richard Pryor double tape set and I stole his copy of "The Day Laughter Died" by Andrew Dice Clay that began a life long love of comedy. Oh by the way someone you use to mess with has AIDS,................. but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. Tell your mom I said HI! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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My Interests

Im intrigued by many things but few people.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with something interesting to say. The preceeding statement rarley applies to the person reading it but if you think you've got a shot take it. P.S.- I dont want to hear about your cat or goldfish, but maybe about how your cat ate your gold fish and had to get its stomach pumped and they also found your grandmothers missing gold tooth, which you hocked to buy a bag of buds.

Music:

Grew up on punk rock (the real stuff not that generic shit you hear on the radio) Exploited, Cock Sparrer, Cockney Rejects, Fear, etc...you know the rest. Now a days Ill rock out to just about anything as long as its good, Im big into rockabilly...R.I.P. Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Top 10 or more?: Boondock Saints, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Kill Bill, Usual Suspects, Resevoir Dogs, Half Baked, Taxi Driver, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, all Cheech and Chong flicks, any old horror film, and all Muppet Movies

Television:

I dont get much time to watch TV but when I do its usually the funny stuff.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Naked Lunch (got to love Burroughs), Catch 22, you know all the basics plus an abundance of Shakespear. Better write it down or I may forget but I really write it down so no one forgets me.

Heroes:

Leonardo da Vinci

My Blog

Paris Hilton ran out of gas the other day, whatever will she do?

Lucky for Paris one of the men in the Paparazzi was nice enough to fill her can for her while she waited. When he returned he gave Pais her change and as her poured her gas, the camera got a shot of P...
Posted by Duffy on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST

3 Days of hell...

Over the Holidays I was plagued with pain due to a wisdom tooth that had recently kicked it's way through my gums sporting a brand new cavity. On Tuesday when Dental offices opened I searched for one ...
Posted by Duffy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:07:00 PST

Continuously punched off my high horse

So last night I got the opportunity to open for one of the funniest (if not the funniest) Comedians I have ever seen Craig Gass. I was lucky enough to score a couple minutes o...
Posted by Duffy on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

Bitching about last nights hell

So last night I went to Lickety Splits on 4th and South Street to again try out a couple of new jokes. I should have known when I walked in, that it was going to be a long night by the fact that there...
Posted by Duffy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:01:00 PST