Jesus Christ, Judas, the fat kid from Bad Santa, the guy who invented the remote, Simon Burch, William Haviland Carrier, Timothy Leary, Rick Moranis, Saint Patrick, Yucko The Clown, Fozzy, George Costanza, Animal, Chunk, the guy who invented liquor so I can go back in time and kick his ass, the guy who invented beer so I can give him a big hug, Bulls father in his 20's so I can tell him to wear a condom, Rachel McAdams, Sweet Chuck, Puddy, the Leprechaun from Pizza City, Chipper, Snoop, Leonard Hubbard, Kanye West so I can kick him in the face, Tommy Lee, Miley Cyrus, William Hung, Mike Hufnagel (AGAIN), Snoopy and Woodstock, Schroeder, Flea, Anne Frank, Archie Bunker, Tron, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf, Ross so I can punch him in the face, Chandler, Linus, Tommy Cheeseballs and everybody that tried to fight him that summer, Maude, Helen Keller, Arthur Spooner, Harry Izuzu, The Noid, Mr Roper, and UR MOM.