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Rick SmitZ

About Me

Here I am Lord. IM AN ASSHOLE. I'm obsessed with midgets, people watchin' at the bar (yes, im probably makin' fun of your ugly ass shirt that you dropped half your paycheck on you douche) and the word "dungaree". Anytime I can fit the word dungaree into a conversation it brings a smile to my face. Now if you think after all this time of me not being on this stupid fuckin website Im gonna make a serious one...you're out of your fuckin' mind! Serious myspaces are for chicks. If you are a guy that has one up with all of your hopes and dreams and that you're an animal lover who loves the beach, you are either a gay fagit or a huge tool that sucks at life. So if you fall into this unfortunate category...go download a video of two bums fighting over a piece of half eaten chicken and get a fuckin' sense of humor you pussy!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, Judas, the fat kid from Bad Santa, the guy who invented the remote, Simon Burch, William Haviland Carrier, Timothy Leary, Rick Moranis, Saint Patrick, Yucko The Clown, Fozzy, George Costanza, Animal, Chunk, the guy who invented liquor so I can go back in time and kick his ass, the guy who invented beer so I can give him a big hug, Bulls father in his 20's so I can tell him to wear a condom, Rachel McAdams, Sweet Chuck, Puddy, the Leprechaun from Pizza City, Chipper, Snoop, Leonard Hubbard, Kanye West so I can kick him in the face, Tommy Lee, Miley Cyrus, William Hung, Mike Hufnagel (AGAIN), Snoopy and Woodstock, Schroeder, Flea, Anne Frank, Archie Bunker, Tron, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf, Ross so I can punch him in the face, Chandler, Linus, Tommy Cheeseballs and everybody that tried to fight him that summer, Maude, Helen Keller, Arthur Spooner, Harry Izuzu, The Noid, Mr Roper, and UR MOM.

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