Watch live video from ronfin's channel on Justin.tvI consider myself a lucky guy. I have a great family, a beautiful little girl, and some of the best friends you could ever hope to meet in this short little adventure we label as life. When a round explodes 15 meters from you killing your friend that's within an arms-reach, and all you get is a little chunk of metal to the head, well, that's pretty damn lucky don't ya think? When you fall asleep at the wheel at 70 miles an hour from working 4 straight days without sleep (Army related) and your car misses a 100 foot little cliff, a creek, and an over-pass wall and all you get is some cracked ribs, well, that's REALLY FRIGGIN LUCKY! lol. Unfortunately, my relationship vehicle keeps slamming into the wrong people and I haven't walked away from those feeling lucky. Luck of the Irish? Sometimes I think, but I'm not 100%, so I guess I either have to change my diet to nothin but Lucky Charms, or accept the fact that I make my own luck and everything else that happens just happens. I'm starting to believe in Karma though, cause lately it seems the people that have screwed me over keep getting driven over by the Karma bus and I feel like the guy behind the wheel. :) Aside from meeting a few really mentally distorted individuals this past year, I'd say it's been a great year. Work sucks, but only cause I like to say that. I drive the big brown truck which is a magnet for stupid people. I don't know how many times a week I hear my favorite questions. Here's the top 3: Ok, number 3, "Do I sign my name?". No, dummy, sign someone elses name or better yet, just make one up. Of course sign your name. I just said that! ugh. My number two favorite question, "um, what is it?" Um, it's a box? No, really, judging by the shape, color, and texture of it I'm a 100% friggin sure it's a box, and I know, don't say it, you're gonna ask me what's inside. Well I broke my X-RAY vission glasses yesterday and they're getting repaired. So I don't know. *sigh* Now, my favorite number one question I get all the time, as I just get out of this big brown truck with big giant letters on the side, while I'm in my cool-ass brown uniform also with a company name on it; have ya figured out what it is? Yeah, it's "..um, do you work for UPS?" haha what? No. We're filming a new show and I'm in character. The show's title is Worlds Dumbest People, and winner, you're the star! This one is kinda tied with the guy that always walks up to me to ask me for directions of either the street he's already standing on, or, I tell him and he doesn't believe me and wants to start arguing, especially when the street this jackass IS looking for is within eye-sight usually. Seriously, can someone call Mother Nature and ask her to bring back Natural Selection? Some of the people I meet every day should've been eaten by their parents.
I love sarcasm, but if ya don't get "it", then beat it cause nothings worse than being around someone that can't laugh and joke around. I love to laugh, and like to be around funny stuff all the time. Guess that's why the people I hang around are related to comedy in some way or just make me laugh. It's the best cure for almost everything. :)
I have a 5 year old little girl. She's my world and my boss. When she's here we go and do whatever she wants. If it makes her smile it doesn't matter what it is. Makin her smile and laugh is my sole mission in life. I here horror stories from girls about how the father of their child doesn't do this, doesn't care about that, etc etc, and I don't get it. When Amanda was born my life changed and I think being a parent is the greatest thing in the world. How can a parent not wanna be around their kids, or see them every second they can? I've been to combat, have watched my close friends die right in front of me, and that never made me shed a tear, but when I drop my daughter off every weekend I still cry like it's the first time. It breaks my heart everytime cause I know that I wont see her every day. If you think a grown man crying over his daughter is either a weakness or funny, then stop reading and go find something else to read cause you have no idea how much you can love someone. If she needed my heart tomorrow I would've been at the hospital yesterday having it removed for her.
Last paragraph I swear! lol Basically I can get along with anyone as long as they're not full of shit. I hate shady people, and have met some very shady people over the last year or so. Look, if you have something on your mind, say it, and don't play games. If ya wanna play a game then make it interesting like naked twister, but if you're in a relationship and you keep stuff bottled-up inside and don't share what's bothering you with the person you're with, it'll only make things worse or end completly. Don't waste time with petty crap or swim in drama. Lifes too short for lame excuses and all the junk you should've grown out of already. Something happened to you by someone else? Move on and let it go. It shouldn't be the next persons burden. I got cheated on by my ex, but in her defense she contracted a horrible disease from bartending called FUCKSEVERYONELSEITTIS, and unfortunatley they never found a cure. I don't let what happened in that relationship carry over to the next one, so I don't wanna hear how you don't trust guys or think we're all shady. Go buy a strap-on and become a lesbian then if you hate guys so much and save us the complaints. Cheaters come in all shapes, and sizes. Some have holes while others have balls, but I hate'em equally! :)
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