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The Ebony Avenger

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About Me

Ok, here's the deal. I started doing comedy, quit my corporate job and became a consultant. The decision to move to Philadelphia, I can't explain it, I just know that I'm here so deal with it.My interests are many and vast and some involve dancing, drinking, writing, reading, sleeping and hanging out with people. I don't have a lot of 'friends' as you can tell by myspace 'friend' thingy. I do however have many people who I randomly request to be my friend because hey, I want more faux friends than you!! If you can't already tell by my rosey demeanor,I'm a bit of a bitch, but I've got a great sense of humor and a great rack. So, I think it all balances out.Contact me if you want to, come catch me at a show if you can and I guarantee you will have a great laugh more than likely at my own expense :)
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My Interests

My interests, lord have mercy. Hope you have a snickers bar because you aren't going anywhere for awhile :)Reading, writing, comedy, having fun with my friends, cars, motorcycles, boxing, working out and anything with a friggin engine that goes vroooommmm.... (including that one with adjustable speeds that looks kinda phaellic :-x), learning how to kick ass and take names (legally), traveling around the world, meeting new people, drinking, mastering the art of power napping :)

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people. I'm a people person & I thrive on social interaction, preferably the positive kind. I like to avoid the drama, the lies and the bull shit, ya know?:)Codes by JiggyBoo

Music:

Everything except for anything hard core. Depending on my mood it could be dancey or it could be mellow, but the majority of what i have is underground. You know, artists with actual talent, not just a pretty face that can hum :)

Movies:

I'll give you genres: Horror, Anime, Cult Classics, Action/Adventure, Inde Films, SCI-FI and Porn :)

Television:

Damn near everything on Bravo, Showtime, HBO, animal planet and ofcourse the elventy billion versions of Law and Order and CSI. When are we going to get a CSI San Francisco? Seriously, I'd be awesome as lead ADA McCullough, no really!!

Books:

No particular book listings, but my favorite genre has to be mythology & folklore (ancient symbology,fiction, writings, creation theories, children's literature, etc.) . I'm also into authors such as Dan Brown (not a great writer, but awesome story teller), Dean Koontz, Teri Pratchett, Mary Stewart, Shakespeare the list goes on.

Heroes:

My Parents :)

My Blog

From my bestest Friend Joe Joe, you gotta read this shit!!!!

It's bullshit I tell ya! Sure, you move to Philly. Part of the frozen tundra in the northeast of these United States. But do you experience the bone chilling...
Posted by The Ebony Avenger on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

I don't want to hear it

Yes, I was back in San Jose for well over a week and yes I left my phone back home in Philadelphia. Look, I got the tummy flu after my last show Saturday night and the last thing I was able to do was ...
Posted by The Ebony Avenger on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:35:00 PST

12/22/06 - Another Bay Area Apperance

If you weren't able to make it to the 12/20 show I've got great news for you. I'm going to be at Rons Farmhouse this Friday. On 12/22/06 the show starts at 8pm, 21 and over with valid I.D (unless you'...
Posted by The Ebony Avenger on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:20:00 PST

Catch my bay area appearance on 12/20/06

What are you doing Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 8pm? Nothing, that's great how about showing your love for comedy at Rooster T Feathers Comedy Club? The new talent showcase will feature up and comi...
Posted by The Ebony Avenger on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST

So I heard this rumor

That you can burn 26 calories when you kiss. I don't know if it's true or not, but umm..... I'm willing to find out, I say we should go until i burn 5 lbs, wadda ya think? Someone said that if you ...
Posted by The Ebony Avenger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For my next tat

I'm going to get some mistletoe right above my coochie & beneath that have a message that reads "expiration never." -Just another random thought
Posted by The Ebony Avenger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Marlboro cigarettes

If you're a smoker, like myself. I would just like to provide you with a heads up. Don't let the marlboro scanner people at your local bars & clubs scan your i.d. I know that free zippo lighter is suc...
Posted by The Ebony Avenger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST