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cristina

don't disrespect my hip hop, it's vintage

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fedor Emelianenko

Music:

Ramones, u2, tool, marley, zepplin, public enemy, dolly lawless, zombies, beastie boys, velvet underground, welcome to my face, run dmc, radiohead, modest mouse, hendrix, pixies, pj harvey, T REX, james, mazzy star, bigwig, cat power, doors, sinatra, johnny cash, los lobos, ac/dc, sex pistols, pearl jam, thed dead, pretenders, black sabath, fiona, bowie, rage against the machine, blondie, the who, tori amos, ben folds, pink floyd, the clash, Ween, Yeah yeah yeahs, rolling stones, Beatles, Elvis Presley, Marvin Gaye, Nirvana, OutKast, and maybe more.

Movies:

rush, motorcycle diaries, citizen cane, et, pump up the volume, the godfather, casino, wizard of oz, the graduate, walk the line, fight club, schindlers list, psycho, memoirs of a geisha, pianist, one flew over the cuckoos nest, beetlejuice, rudy, boogie nights, bonnie and clyde, permanent midnight, west side story, taxi driver, jaws, clockworth orange, sound of music, lady and the tramp, v for vendetta, silence of the lambs, nightmare on elm street, forest gump, rocky, platoon, frankenstein, empire of the sun, good fellas, pulp fiction, dirty dancing, resevoir dogs, kill bill(s), sin city, basketball diaries, and more.

Television:

i have two but don't watch too much. however, i'm fucking obsessesed with six feet under right now, thanks alot tiffany... oh and i sure do enjoy watchin me a good bout

Books:

augusten burroughs. right now i'm working on two other books, one's about human consciousness and the other's about evolutionary explanations of human behavior.

Heroes:

josh morant for pulling me out of the street. you just can't replace old school friends can you.

My Blog

up and coming

Up & Coming: Philadelphia Comedians ...
Posted by cristina on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

So I started DJ-ing two nights and it's very exciting...Tuesday nights at Sour Grapes: Philadelphia's First Unhappy hour for comics and others with grievances. This runs from 6-10pmWed nights at the O...
Posted by cristina on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

diaries of an abandoned slaughterhouse

I like making videos http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4805240966847121360& amp;hl=en    ...
Posted by cristina on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

i've been working on a piece

on a recent assignment i found that props are not easy to come by however, i made it quite difficult for myself. i know a lovely lady, who had agreed to posing for me practically any which way. such a...
Posted by cristina on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:25:00 PST

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

this morning i decided to change my career. my life has been consumed by making absolutly no money as a full time student and a slave to people who use me to feel better about themselves yet pay me no...
Posted by cristina on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

i was forced into eating Messinian's flowers

it really did start like that. we drank and sang together until the sun came up. the pedals remained under my tongue apparently because they didn't effect me until last week. it was a wednesday and i ...
Posted by cristina on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

"the love of my life is coming, the love of my life is coming"

late last night i fell into an evil trap. i was surronded by a purple haze in a room with a dead vampire, so i thought. i listened to its chest and that's when it began, it started to communicate with...
Posted by cristina on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:21:00 PST

that eyeglass wearing vampire almost turned me

So a few moons ago I was given super powers. I was incrediablly strong and brave, only i was the only one who recognized it. I first noticed these powers when I was at a local pub. While I was in the ...
Posted by cristina on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:24:00 PST

no matter how hard you dance it's never hard enough

When I lived in Switzerland we were under attack. I fled for the woods and camped out between a concrete wall and trees until it was safe. It felt like days that I couldn't breath in order to remain s...
Posted by cristina on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:41:00 PST

my father was offered 10 cows

Can I actually remember what day it is, no, not anymore. But more importantly, a few nights ago I took a friend on an adventure. He travelled to Spain where he was arrested, escaped and swam to Africa...
Posted by cristina on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:00:00 PST