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Teen Slain

let me misread your signals

About Me

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/5/2006
Band Website: letsbefriends.blogspot.com
Band Members: ME, DAVID, JOHNNY, SAMUEL, MARKUS, LATISHA, And tony
Influences: Horses (large and small), Ponys, reeses, two pack shaker, organ donors ani difranco jon philpot, macy gray, fugazi, animal farts collective, gypsy girls, party tub, butter, recycling, fat shits, arf bark, archers of toast, poor people, tandoorian chicken, dark slutz, moon fuck, nick cage,
Sounds Like: assholes
Record Label: Astralwerks
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Big black ladies carrying severed-white-lady heads

On the walk to work every morning, there is always a group of large* black women dangling severed white mannequin heads from a string. The hair bobs furiously below the decapitated head, brushing alon...
Posted by Teen Slain on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:16:00 PST

Things That Bother Me About Kenan Swain

First off, Kenan is way too tall. Secondly, Sexually, Kenan leaves much to be desired.Kissing and licking are not the same things, and really, who wants a face licking at a dog and pony show (if you k...
Posted by Teen Slain on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST

I know you are not really "LOL'ing"

I know that you wrote that you were LOL'ing, but I was in the room with you, and you were definitely NOT LOL'ing.I know when someone writes to me that they are LOL'ing, I imagine them laughing uncontr...
Posted by Teen Slain on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:55:00 PST

BMX-ing

I remember this camp that I went to when I was a kid. I can't remember if it was a bmx camp specifically, or if I just kind of chose bmx as my camp hobby / mission, but that was what it was all about....
Posted by Teen Slain on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:47:00 PST

It embarrases me when there is a picture with no comments

because it means i went through alot of goddamn time and energy to put something up there, that both compliments me, and stimulates you, and what do i get in return? indifference.it is a good thing I ...
Posted by Teen Slain on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

Trouble in the top 8

I just got off the phone with monique, and she is pissed.carrot top has apparently been talking to jamie about her weight problem (which she is working on) and jamie was just kind of not really listne...
Posted by Teen Slain on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

remember that thing I did?

Remember when I did that thing? it was when we were all at the place, and we had had a few drinks (you were pretty drunk), but then I did that really awesome thing, do you remember that? You said I sh...
Posted by Teen Slain on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

Why do you have more friends than me?

..Really, I want to know, what makes you so goddamned great. Hey, look over here, over at little old Teen Slain. I MEAN COME ON! I par-ty, I grew some wierd facial hair and wore tight jeans- did coke ...
Posted by Teen Slain on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

Dave P is not a very nice person

At the foolishly scheduled and lackluster Making Time party on wednesday, resident Philly Philly dj / bald person Dave P told the bouncer at pure to pick me up off the floor, where i wasn't hurting an...
Posted by Teen Slain on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

Teen Slain Says

Alot of people on myspace seem to think it is ok to use a tool created entirely for pedophiles and perverts, to further their happy relationship agenda. This initiative can be seen in photos on people...
Posted by Teen Slain on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:40:00 PST