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About Me



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I love to write but I hate editing. I had my first short story accepted for publication in TRUE LOVE Magazine in March 2006. I nearly broke down and cried when I received the email that I was going to be published finally! Currently I write three articles every day for submission on helium.com. This past August I had my first feature article published in MURMUR. I was recently on an episode of Trading Spaces and I would just like to add that I absolutely am NOT an erotic novelist. That is only one of many projects I am working on thank you. I can be very persuasive at times and most people find it easy to trust me. I am surprisingly selfish and yet giving at the same. I love the German language and well everything German really. I hate necessary pleasantries almost as much as I hate liars because I am always brutally honest.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



I'd love to meet this man and see if he can levitate me onto his lap. I would also like to meet Strong Bad and Daniel Radcliffe, maybe someone attending massage school who needs to practice their technique or that crazy old lady who lives alone in hinesville with a house full of ferrets because i may be her one day

My Blog

ACID PUSSY ’08

this blog is for fans of my writing, all 3 of them ahaha. anyways. i have entered my graphic novel character ACID PUSSY into image's new superheroine contest. i emailed a one paragraph synopsis to i...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:59:00 GMT

honor killings fuck you!!

this morning on the 700 club ( which i am forced to watch because i work at a tv station and the tv is on all day right in front of my face) they had a special on "honor killings." the first story was...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:50:00 GMT

vending machine nazi

i am fully convinced taht there is an aging german man hiding in the vending machine at my office. he determines what snacks i am allowed to have. the other day i just wanted some 0 trans fat fruit ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:25:00 GMT

school shooting

Oh god, there is another school shooting. It happened at success tech academy in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Cleveland Ohio.  The kid was descri...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:14:00 GMT

stranger conversation

i was at target saturday evening waiting at the starbucks counter for my pumpkin spice frappucino and decided to take the nearest seat at a table with this lady i didn't know. i guess she didn't like...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:05:00 GMT

no job

having no job i've found out is the most amazing fun and addictive thing possible. it forces me to engage in activities purely for pleasure all day long. i wish i could live like this all the time e...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:20:00 GMT

trading places

yeah i know it's actually "trading spaces" but what the fuck ever. so i made the mistake of not watching this show very much before i had to be on it. i assumed i would be on camera painting walls/ ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:41:00 GMT

dr. hot body

so i like to jog at the park several days out of the week and there is a man there that i always meet when i go.  i have never spoken to him but he is obviously by the tone of his body, much more...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:39:00 GMT

the hillz have nipplez

so there is a lady at work who is kinda gross looking and reminds me of one of the mountain people from that movie "the hills have eyes." she has a slight quazimodo hump to her back that peeks out of ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:04:00 GMT

i will cut line breakers

i really find it hard to believe that these ghetto ass fucks in kroger just now can see through me, but apparently that is the case. or else why would this fat wide bitch just meander around me prete...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:10:00 GMT