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Nick

give me all your money, you fairy godmother!

About Me

I am Comedian in New York....love me some comedy. I moved up here three years ago from Memphis after a short stint selling water filter systems door-to-door in Australia. Actually, I didn't sell the systems themselves, I would show them a picture of a system they could buy if it pleased them. That dream didn't pan out, and neither did my "reach school" dream of playing the tuba....I got a fever blister and it my dreams were history...again. All I ever wanted was first chair in the Cleveland Harmonic. Sucks to be me. So, I had to go with my third choice of becoming a Comedian. Unfortunately, karaoke clubs in Memphis didn't enjoy my humor so I had to live with my parents for two years to save the money. Fortunately, my sex life is of great interest to my mother so there was very little cock-blocking going on. Anyway, moved to Harlem in September of '03 and now live with the Dominicans where I spend my time spinning yarns at my neighborhood plaintain stand. Living the dream, baby!Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

My Interests

Comedy, terrible movies, good movies, books about Zen that I can read in the bathroom, peanut brittle, Halloween, pig tails, Blockbuster, my dvd library, starving people in Greenland, really loud whistling with two fingers, Harry Potter (book-preference), road trips, karaoke (Warren Zevon only!), Jenga, OutBurst, slalom skiing, basketball, driving stick-shift, getting wasted, thai hookers, coffee, omeletes, turkey legs, pool (not darts), bar trivia, photo-hunt (currently the record holder at 5 bars) and not eating shellfish - allergic.

I'd like to meet:

Had a ball last weekend in Oklahoma City...here's a little slide-show (pictures taken by others - thanks!):Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Nirvana, Blind Melon, Led Zeppelin...and lately Stevie Wonder. I love "Part-Time Lover". I just can't stop listening to it.

Movies:

The Naked Gun, Major League (not the sequels), Harry Potter 3 & 4, LA Confidential, James Bond flicks (while not good, I think Timothy Dalton gets an overly bad rap), Resident Evil 2, Fletch, The Sting, Nobody's Fool.Why are people so loud in Blockbuster?

Television:

HBO in Demand. I like movies.

Books:

Nickel & Dimed, Shantaram, Harry Potter (yes, again).....currently reading "The Life of Pi"

Heroes:

Betsy Ross

My Blog

Ripped Off At The Civil Rights Museum in M-Town

Now, allow me to clarify: by "ripped off" I don't mean that the museum tickets were too expensive.  As cheap as I am, I still wouldn't complain about that.  plus my mother paid for it.&...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:59:00 PST

I'm like Ecstasy

Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy http://images.blogthings.com/whatdrugisyourpersonalitylikequ iz/ecstasy.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - yo...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST