Comedy Shows, Live Music, Brunettes, Brazilian Bundas, JD Graphics, J & J Comedy, The CONTE and KENNY Show, Apples, Fruit & cheese, Electronic tooth flossers (?!), Movies, Great Meals, Foo Fighters, Trouble, Orangutans, Koalas, Midgets, Jackass, Never Maturing, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Whoopee Cushions, Led Zeppelin, Vanessa Carlton, Peanutbutter, King's X, Slayer, Beautiful smiles, Holding hands, Saying nothing, Amazing eyes, Wanting things I cannot have, Thick lips, Jim Croce, Mitch Fatel, Bob Levy, Bill Burr, Sciortino's Pizza w/Eggplant, Garlic, Mushrooms & Basil - PERFECTO! Kelly Clarkson, The monster in my pants, Years of Static, Promking, Vehicle, A Christmas Story, They Live, Waking up late, Blow, Badfinger, Loud Farts, Laughing til it hurts (Usually thanks to Otto & George), Nipples, Going out with Friends, Billy Madison, Marvin the Martian, Graphic Design, Kids, Opie, Anthony & Lil' Jimmy Norton, Working & JETS FOOTBALL.
A woman who isn't nuts. "Vagina is French for CRAZY."Dig on this.. width="425" height="350" ..
I love music. Keep the Rap and Country - I can deal with everything else.
Yes - Mostly comedies. I love Star Wars, Resevior Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Dumb & Dumber, etc.
South Park, The Daily Show, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Family Guy, The Simpsons, etc.
I can't read. You're lucky I can type this crap.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: It was almost Susan...but they found my penis
Birthday: 1-5-71
Birthplace: Livingston, NJ
Current Location: Port Reading, NJ
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Sandy Blonde and it flows in the breeze like a dream long forgotten...or some shit.
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Correct
Your Heritage: Ginzo
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Sketchers Sneakers
Your Weakness: Peanutbutter and Brunettes
Your Fears: I'm perfect...how could I have fear? Come on now
Your Perfect Pizza: Marinated Chicken, Sun Dried Tomatos & Roasted Red Peppers or Sciortinos with Eggplant, Mushrooms, Garlic and Basil. WATCH OUT!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not going bankrupt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Got Milk?
Thoughts First Waking Up: You're supposed to think?
Your Best Physical Feature: My gut - rub it!
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot it
Pepsi or Coke: Iced Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: ew
Single or Group Dates: Yeah, exactly - I'm a dating machine
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Coffee
Do you Smoke: No way
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Horribly
Do you Shower Daily: I shower with love
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you want to get Married: Nope
Do you belive in yourself: Yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: In a trainwreck sort of way
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak alright...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play Drums and Guitar...no time anymore so I just play the Butt Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Bromotane DX & Antibiotics...I'm a rebel.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, but I would like to eat a box...it's my favorite...oh, wait...what?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, well, kinda...I will be on stage April 1st 2006...BE THERE!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nigga!? Who would dump me?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the past month, I haven't gone skinny anything
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've stolen glances at pretty women...Is that wrong?
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Of course I have...Look at me!
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: Fast and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Who's growing up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil (again) - Nothing like it.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'4" - 5' 8"
Weight: Who Cares? As long as she's beautiful, close to sane and there's something to hold on to.
Best Clothing Style: Birthday Suits
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 1000's
Number of Piercings: Ears, Belly Button - so, maybe 3 (EARS is plural)
Number of Tattoos: only 1 or 2 small ones
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All of them
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
My dad and I miss him immensely.