John Szeluga - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Check out Nu Magazine. I'm mentioned on page 4.

I'm a stand-up comic and member of the NY-based sketch comedy troupe, A Dan Amongst Dans . One of our Robot Nightmares was recently featured on the CW Network's new television series, Online Nation . Our first DVD is currently available on our website , and a new DVD is on the way. In the meantime, I'll be performing stand-up throughout NYC, so keep checking back here for show dates.

Some A Dan Amongst Dans videos are now available on our website , MySpace , YouTube , Acceptable.tv , DailyMotion.com , and iTunes .

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Music:

The Infernos , The Aquabats , The Blues Brothers , Flight of the Conchords , The Wahoo Skiffle Crazies , Arthur Hodgeson and the Kneecaps, Hot Time Harv's Rollercoaster of Kicks , Spinal Tap.

Movies:

The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, LOTR, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, This is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Annie Hall, Sleeper, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, The Rutles, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Young Frankenstein, Caddyshack, Space Balls, Atomic Cafe, Roger and Me, Clerks, Dog Day Afternoon, Napoleon Dynamite...

Television:

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall, The Office (BBC), Flight of the Conchords, Firefly, Heroes, The Venture Brothers, The Sarah Silverman Program, Police Squad, Benny Hill, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, UCB, SNL, The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Conan, Clone Wars.

Books:

Mr T: The Man With The Gold (an autobiography)

My Blog

"You’re hilarious"

A girl came up to me after a recent show. "You're hilarious," she said. Although her speech was slurred after a night of heavy drinking, the compliment made me feel pretty good about myself. Then h...
Posted by John Szeluga on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST

I love my roommate.

I was at work a few months ago when I felt severe pains in my stomach. This was the start of a 24-hour bug that was going to knock me out. After several hurried trips to the bathroom, my coworkers t...
Posted by John Szeluga on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:34:00 PST

Paid Gig

I started reading a new book this morning. It's called I Killed, and it contains a lot of really funny stories told by many different comedians about things that happened to them throughout their car...
Posted by John Szeluga on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:48:00 PST

"Wherever you are, let the wind flow free"

My girlfriend will not fart in front of me. Like most girls, she tries to tell me that girls don't fart. We'll spend entire days together eating the same foods; I'll fart all night, but she won't fa...
Posted by John Szeluga on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

Goulet!

People love Will Ferrell's Robert Goulet impression, but there's nothing funnier than the real thing, especially when it comes to Christmas music. I've been looking for a cd over the past couple of w...
Posted by John Szeluga on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:32:00 PST

Robot Nightmares on the CW Network

I'm going to be posting this information everywhere, but I might as well start here. A new show called Online Nation is coming to the CW Network this September, and one of our "Robot Nightmares" is g...
Posted by John Szeluga on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

I told you so

I started a topic on the A Dan Amongst Dans group two years ago in which I talked about the high number of comedies being remade for black audiences. I made a prediction in which I said that a black ...
Posted by John Szeluga on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

Sometimes it hurts

Sometimes a dorito will stand straight up and stab the roof of my mouth while I chew.Sometimes my tongue gets stuck in my teeth.Sometimes my belt buckle will tear hair from my belly if I stand up too ...
Posted by John Szeluga on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:56:00 PST

Rest in Peace

My good friend, Admiral Ackbar, passed away today. He was fine up until a couple of days ago. I tried to help him, but I couldn't.I'm sorry, Admiral. I miss you....
Posted by John Szeluga on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

On my way to jury duty&

&I ran into an old man from the neighborhood. He's a nice guy with an endless supply of corny jokes. He also spits when he talks and he's taller than me. So of course, with my luck, old man saliva ...
Posted by John Szeluga on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:56:00 PST