Drinking Beer in Public |
One distinction I have noticed from my past public displays of hop loving.If you drink beer concealed in a brown paper bag people passing by give you judgmental and scornful looks. But if you drink be...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:09:00 PST |
Piano Moving Lessons |
My parents encouraged my creativity but were also concerned that I be practical. They made me take Piano Moving Lessons. For my first recital I had to bubble-wrap a Steinway and ship it to Phoenix.
Posted by Scott on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:16:00 PST |
Sex Related Question |
If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder has a second personality emerge while in the act of masturbating are they still merely masturbating or "getting some"? And if so, should they use protect...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:45:00 PST |
Gym class as a kid... |
When I was a kid in gym class I was always the last one to be picked-up in a fun sport like basketball. But in dodge ball I was a priority! And let me tell you something, Sister Mary Helen had some fu...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:20:00 PST |
Approach-Avoidant Disorder |
I met this girl in a support group for people suffering with Approach-Avoidant Disorder. We almost met for lunch nine times.
Posted by Scott on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:18:00 PST |
How to dismantle a time bomb... |
The other day I was walking through the subway when I heard this ticking sound from underneath a bench. It was a time bomb and it was just a few seconds away from explosion. I didn't know what the hel...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST |
A few good things about being sober |
When you see flashing lights in your rearview mirror the chances of shitting your pants greatly diminish.Black outs are something that happen during summer heat waves.If you pee your pants it's becaus...
Posted by Scott on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST |
I used to sleepwalk as a kid... |
When I was a young boy I once slept-walk right out of my apartment and onto the streets of Brooklyn. Dreading a repeat performance, my parents labored to barricade the front door with the sewing machi...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:28:00 PST |
Can role play during sex be unilateral? |
I was dating this girl who was really into role play when we screwed - She pretended I was someone else. I wish she let me in on the big secret. To make it more realistic I could've used that same guy...
Posted by Scott on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST |
Do you really have a fear of dying? |
I don't have a fear of death, but I do have a fear of reincarnation. C'mon, who really wants to do this all over again? I figure if I can't get it right as a mammal would it really be any easier as a ...
Posted by Scott on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST |
