Jim

Hello. I have little tolerance for talk anywhere stemming from "What sign are you?"... I compensate for hellish hours during the work week with equally innane weekend adventures... People with pretenses and lacking open minds regarding music, religion, and politics get a roll of the eyes (or please at least be willing to debate like adults or fight to the death over)... Halloween is my favorite holiday; I never answer my phone for anyone on weekends before 1pm; I can and will win you, your girlfriend, or child the biggest stuffed animal in whack-a-mole; I don't believe in illegally downloading music or software (don't even think about bootleg dvd's); Elevators should not be allowed to stop on the second floor for able-bodied people; The word "ri-donk-ulous" and "anyhoo" should be banned from use in the English language; Yankees caps should not come in powder blue, red, orange, or yellow; I always forget where the friggin "u" goes when spelling restaurant; And I wonder such things like "Does the President of the United States carry a business card?"... Finally, life has seemed to hit the point of where its becoming harder and harder to choose between the 11 o'clock news and Family Guy reruns on Cartoon Network...